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Anonymous hackers have sent North Korean despot Kim Jong-un a little present on the anniversary of his grandfather’s birthday: they vandalised key Nork websites and posted their handiwork on a hijacked Twitter account. The @uriminzokkiri account was taken over earlier this month in the first round of attacks against North Korean …

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LIttle.

"Anonymous hackers have sent North Korean despot Kim Jong-un a little present on the anniversary of his grandfather’s birthday..."

It couldn't be much littler, now could it?

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It's Ok

The old 386 PC that NK serves it's "Infallible Internet" from was at the shop for maintenance.

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Re: It's Ok

They so Ownedly...

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Domain names

Interesting that they all use .com domain names.

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Weird. I'd have thought they'd have used .kim instead.

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Kim dot com?

Uh... Taken already.

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News from NK

For the first time in 178 years, when NK first invented the internet, they had to take down one of their servers for maintanence. But now sites are slowly coming back online and are more amazing than ever. Kim-Jong Un was never once depicted as a pig, and if he were, that pig would be the luckiest pig alive to have been compared to the great leader.

It is a compliment to pigs everywhere.

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Happy

Re: News from NK

you read Korean ?

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Re: News from NK

This is clearly nonsense. Linux was written by Kim Il Sung so I don't see how any system maintenance is ever required.

Vile viperous, insidious capitalist Yankee pig dog Wall Street lackeys will persist in indulging their grotesque capitalist tastes on inferior products created in the dens of iniquity "Redmond WA" and "Cupertino CA" rather than use perfect, free operating system developed by the Great Marshal for the masses through his benevolence and love for mankind.

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Re: News from NK

You scraped that from Wikipedia, didn't you?

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@Electric Panda: Re: News from NK

"This is clearly nonsense. Linux was written by Kim Il Sung so I don't see how any system maintenance is ever required.

Vile viperous, insidious capitalist Yankee pig dog Wall Street lackeys will persist in indulging their grotesque capitalist tastes on inferior products created in the dens of iniquity "Redmond WA" and "Cupertino CA" rather than use perfect, free operating system developed by the Great Marshal for the masses through his benevolence and love for mankind."

Best Kim Eadon Sung impression ever!

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Re: Sigh...

"What's the point of this?"

It used to be 'for the shits and giggles', a jolly jape, cocking a snook at the rum fellow, 'avin' a girafffe -- that sort of thing .

Blimey, the youth of today eh?

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Yag

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Yes, whatever.

Picking on north korea is just beating a dead horse.

Or a beef lasagna if it's more convenient to you.

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@Yag

Maybe a dead horse. But nonetheless a dead horse that disavows its own dead. A bit like the "I see dead people" thing...

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But Kim keeps asking for the world to bash his little sand castle over.

Let's review

- Self destructive

- Says stupid things

- Looks goofy on camera

Wait a minute...does he think he's a Kardashian?

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Re: Yag Re: Sigh...

"....Picking on north korea is just beating a dead horse....." It's worse, actually, as the Anonyputzs' stupidity is probably interfering with real cyber-espionage against the Norks. These idiots need to go back to attacking the equal vacuous Church of Scientology.

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"does he think he's a Kardashian?"

No, they're just trying to emulate a previous Supreme Leader - George Bush.

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Mushroom

Good joke, more of this please

The great leader's known for his sense of humour and is sure to see the funny side. Better do some more Anonymous, neither he nor any high-ranking general of his would fly off the handle over something silly, would they?

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Re: Good joke, more of this please

That's what I was thinking. Great plan to poke a nuke-armed nutter. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Good joke, more of this please

If indeed they had working nukes, and used them just because anonymous hacked a few of their websites, do you really think they were that stable to begin with?

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Angel

"Depicting Kim Jong-un as a pig"

That's not just any pig. Tripitaka would be most displeased with your ignorance.

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Re: "Depicting Kim Jong-un as a pig"

Upvoted just for the Monkey reference.

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Sad little kiddies

Why the f**k do we give the sad little kiddies at anonymous the time of day, there never going to achieve anything except p**s-off honest netizens

and "OpNorthKorea" who comes up with this s**t

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Re: Sad little kiddies

You must have missed the secret government files, lists of tax evaders and the other exposed thieves and liars that they have pwned.

This? This is just for fun.

Lighten up Francis.

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Who is going to sort this mess out?

I know! Kim'll Fix-It

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Re: Who is going to sort this mess out?

Good question, since the server admins would probably have been shot by now.

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"Good question, since the server admins would probably have been shot by now."

After watching Panorama last night, especially that interview with the doctor who defected stating she would have been taken outside and shot if she dared to ask for funding for medicine to treat her patients, those poor admins are probably in a gulag now because some little tossers thought it would be funny to insult their insane leader for the lulz.

I applaud some of the things anon. have done, but this is just fucking stupid, pointless and probably got people tortured and killed. I really wish people would think about the consequences of their actions before doing idiotic shit like this.

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Anonymous Coward

really

having been caught re-handed with stuxnet, the west feels the need to resort to petty vandalism??

oh dear

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Big Brother

"Eternal Leader"?

He's not eternal, he only seems that way.

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