I'm always looking for new ways to bore the wife.
Which country is credited with designing more than half of the world’s most important inventions. Is it Germany, home of the VW? Japan, birthplace of the Walkman? The US, land of NASA and Google? No: Britain. Scientists, engineers, architects and inventors in Britain have made their mark on the world with trains, jet engines, …
I'm always looking for new ways to bore the wife.
Well it lets you get revenge for all those shopping trips where you have to make a choice between the red outfit and the brown one (Who cares? Just pick one!) or trying not to get tripped up by "Does my bum look big in this?" questions.
Yer a brave man, Moktu, not posting anonymously.
At least you've spared others from being accused of posting that!
(What? You don't think the wifey checks up on what hubby's been up to on the web from time to time? I know mine did!)
You said 'did'. Did she divorce you? Or did you kill her?
Not as brave as you think. That post was from work.
You should see her reaction if I mention geocaching. cue much rolling of eyes, and deep sighing.
I find that "I'll go to DKNY with you if we can go to Machine Mart afterwards" usually has the desired effect. She has more fun when she shops with her friends and generally buys less stuff.
Spent many a hapy day there as a child and later as an astrophysics student.
The Lovell is awesome, if you can see it being repositioned, it's worth the trip alone. I did hear from people who did actual research there that you can walk under the "new" surface and along the old one under it.
Never done it, but if you guys can pull some press weight and get pictures...
What an excellent reason for visiting the vulture...
Beer for the bright spark who came up with this idea.
Sir George Cayley.
Who has a pathetically small area devoted to him at the Air & Space in DC. Worse, the curator at the big one had never even heard of him, despite the Wright brothers openly admitting they'd got inspiration from him
The home of powered flight - Chard in Somerset. (Possibly also the beginning of steampunk?)
The Wright Bros designed the user-interface (Wikipedia).
@Tony S Yeah! My very great very grand father. First to powered flight. All the Wrights did was improve controls and shove a human in it, and they were 60 years later.
And don't forget Richard Pearse, born in New Zealand to Cornish parents, who probably achieved powered flight before the Wright brothers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pearse
The Wrights weren't the first to achieve powered manned flight by a long shot. Nor was Pearse. There were a couple of previous straightline takeoffs/landings, but only under ideal conditions (these crashed in the slightest crosswind, etc)
The Wrights were the first to achieve CONTROLLED, REPEATABLE, manned powered flight - and it's ironic that the method they used (wing warping) is being considered for high-efficiency aircraft, given it was abandoned quickly in favour of ailerons because it was extremely dangerous in a turn.
"Contrary to popular belief, porcines can aviate quite well, given sufficient thrust and vectoring. However manouvering and landing remain areas with outstanding issues."
By all accounts Pearse ended up in a hedges on his first few attempts after (probably) stalling a wing in the edge of ground effect. While there are plenty of reports of him in controlled flight they all date from after the Wright Brothers sucess at Kitty Hawk. His real achievement was the invention of the lightweight opposed-piston engine, but as he never bothered making notes that wasn't realised until 50 years after someone else reinvented it.
Make sure it turns up soon, I need to book me hols!
The old BBC programme Local Heroes with Adam Hart Davis was a superb guide to where the best brains of Britain worked and lived.
It was indeed, but that dude had some dodgy taste in Lycra!
This is a good idea by El Reg - maybe you could develop the idea further into a best-selling travel guide - something like - "Reg Round Blighty - by J. R. Paris"
Everyone knows the UK invented the modern world.
And almost every sport.
Whaddya mean UK, paleface?
Did a lot of biz there in my days with DEC *When it was called Martlesham
I never stayed at the Suffolk Punch though. I preferred to carry on up the A12 and enjoy a pint of Adnams and some great food in Southwold.
Ah yeess... Martlesham.
I did a short secondment there in the late 80's and remember three things about it specifically :-
1. The 'inspirational' slogans hanging above doors (e.g. 'Research Is The Gateway To Tomorrow')
2. Having to eat lunch at 11 a.m. otherwise the canteen would fill up and you couldn't get in
3. Being asked in total seriousness 'Are there any women where you work?'
"So dust off the GPS, fire up Google Maps and join The Reg’s Geek's Guide to Britain for a geeky potter around our nation's sci-tech hotspots."
Marine chronometer (working), UK, 1761 - GPS still uses precise time
Decca Navigator System, UK/USA, 1944
AutoRoute, UK, 1988
Ordnance Survey, UK, 1995 - large-scale electronic mapping
Let's not forget the mechanical geeks:
This is my kind of geocaching!
WIFE! bring me my boots, my hat and a thermos of lemon tea.
Lemon Tea... Lemon Tea... A plague on your houses for this abomination... Tea from a flask should be hot, sweet and strong enough to stand the spoon in.
Mines the one with the tannin stained and chipped promotional mug in the pocket (broken handle optional)
Would that be a flask of weak lemon drink?
It's simply the only drink that is toxic enough to taste the same no matter what drinking vessel you choose.
Original home of the Isaac Newton Telescope.
Visit the Crofton Beam Engines in Wiltishire to see an original Boulton and Watt stream engine, still in its original location, and still capable of doing what it was designed to do two centuries ago. When it comes to tech that changed the world, you can't much important than the Industrial Revolution.
...(well, it was actually a long time ago ~30 years) I went on a brewery visit in South London where they were still using a Stephenson beam engine to transmit rotational power around the building. They claimed it was an economic proposition because they had lots of residual low-pressure steam available from the cask cleaning processes.
I left the country, never to return shortly after, so I don't know if it still exists. The visit was the culmination of a pilgrimage to visit all the pubs that brewery served. I didn't make it to all of them, but was still invited. It was Young's, I think.
Not only does it still work (201 years old now), they even kept the Kennet and Avon Canal's summit level topped up (the job they were installed there for) when the electric pumps failed the other summer. When they are steam at weekends, the electric pumps are turned off too.
Remember that the Crofton Beam Engine was secondhand when it was installed at Crofton. It had been used in a Cornish mine before that.
Well worth the visit especially is there is a Steam special going down the 'Hants & Berks' line that runs close to the Canal.
Then there is the Arkwright Mills in Derbyshire, Leadhills (public library) Scotland
And naturally Ironbridge/Coalbrookdale where the true industrial revolution began (IMHO)
Coat with a copy of my 'guide to the industrial archaeology of the UK' in the pocket
Found the "Museum of the History of Science" in Oxford thanks to the Geek Atlas. Well worth a short visit, small but perfectly formed :)
"Found the "Museum of the History of Science" in Oxford thanks to the Geek Atlas. Well worth a short visit, small but perfectly formed :)"
Agreed, but after a little while you do start to overdose on brass instruments of every technical persuasion...
The pencil museum in Keswick is worth a visit (even if only to watch The Snowman on telly). And there is secret pencil tech from WWII. And you could stock up on mint cake while in town.
Well, I hope the guide will be inspiring but I was thinking more of whoever came up with the idea of going on nice trips around the country and billing them as work expenses. Good work.
Yeah, it apparently inspired their vacation this year.
I on the other hand have to ask the significant other where she wants to go, and then pray for time of to get to go.
and even remember chatter about renaming Ipswich to IP Switch ...
Also what about including a tour round the Atomic Weapons Museum [requires SC clearance though and NO cameras]; and I cannot possibly tell you where that is.
I've always found "Martlesham Heath" means BT Labs to most comms tech (at least in the UK).
Pint (because it's Friday as far as I'm concerned)
to me Martlesham Heath also means the aerodrome used by the RFC, the Aeroplane and Armament Experimental Establishment, and then the Yanks during the war
I remember the pre-Adastral days when BT was adding to the campus there. A very high tech-looking building was going up near the entrance, and staff took great delight in impressing visitors, telling them that it was the new chip fabrication facility. It was, of course, the new staff restaurant...
Spent a summer there in 91 - fond recollections of the onsite bank and fire engines, as well as 'the floor that doesn't exist' even though you can see it perfectly well from miles away!
Don't forget the Porthcurno Telegraph Museum down in Cornwall.
Not just undersea cable stuff, all sorts of communications technology, actual working spark gap transmitters too. It's all housed in a shielded nuclear bunker so can demonstrate stuff that is not possible (legally) elsewhere.
And while you're down there there's the Goonhilly satellite ground station.
And if you're into steam engines there's a working one at one of the tin mines on the north coast. I forget the name for the moment though.
And whilst your down that neck of the woods; there is the GCHQ listening station at Bude ...