back to article LOHAN hooks up with top-flight rocketeer

The Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team is delighted to announce our audacious ballocket mission now has a top-flight rocketeer on board to handle the power plant for our Vulture 2 spaceplane. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic So, ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses to welcome Paul …

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Happy

I for one welcome..

our new rocketry overlord.

Hi Paul :)

shame about TBBT

It's like Will & Grace with added geeksploitation. :p

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MrT
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Re: I for one welcome..

... a proper set of hobbies ;-)

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Trollface

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So you need certificates for being a rocket scientist. You must be pretty intelligent to be a rocket engineer then. Sheldon would not approve.

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Shackleton

Can we give him a cool rocketeer name? I'm thinking "High Seat" as his call sign!

*you do all use cool names don't you?

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Happy

Great!

Nice to hear that there was some competition for the job of sticking a rocket up LOHAN's arse.

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Re: Great! - FIFY

Nice to hear that there was some stiff competition...

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Coat

Wait, stuff is being stuck up LOHAN's butt?

I thought this thread was about amatuer rocketry, not the latest celebriry gossip!

And so I slide out the door, back to the gutter from which I came......

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Anonymous Coward

Wow. They are hiring people with qualifications now?

I had a mental image of the SPB staff having copious amounts of duct tape, a fag in-between their lips, a pint in one hand, doing doodles on an oily newspaper taken from the latest fish and chips delivery. Oh, yes and butt crack.

Bring back the shed and the devil-may-care. Ditch the white room, Power Points and the hairnets.

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Alert

Bombs away!

I am of the same sentiment.

Perhaps the SPB is limited by the miserly budget el Reg provides?

Here's a comic to help give a lift to LOHAN:

http://wondermark.com/919/

& another (caution: the other comics at the site are highly NSFW!):

http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/

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