Cash-poor South Koreans are increasingly pawning their shiny new smartphones, fondleslabs and laptops for hassle-free loans at a growing number of specialist hock shops springing up in the Asian nation. There are 15 of the new IT pawn shops in the Seoul area alone, all designed to cater to a younger, tech-savvy clientele, …
I wonder if there is a Korean tech news site out there reporting on the UK's rising market for pawn shops too?
Apparently there is a demand here in Surrey for a sort of "Waitrose cum Cash Converters" type pawnbrokers that dish out dosh in return for fine wine collections and sports cars! It was on Newsnight a few months ago so it must be true, its not like that programme makes shit up or anything!
Spurred on by this idea, I'm going to create a company that you can pawn your data to for a month or two.
I'm sure Apple will be fine with people hocking their iTunes licenses for a bit, won't they?
I'm going to call it:
No need to pawn things
Shirley these people have livers, kidneys, unnecassary bones, sperm that they could sell, it wouldn't be the first time.
How the hell did they manage to buy their Shiny Shiny in the first place ?
( On second thoughts, not the sperm as this would mean that their genes are employed in the procreation process - bad idea).
Re: "unnecessary bones"
Paris, because she always gives me an... oh, never mind...
3% interest rate?
Per year? Week? Day? Hour?
Some snippets from the original article...
IT pawn shops like Kim’s lend around 50-70 percent of a device’s market price at a monthly interest rate of 3 percent and an annual rate of 36 percent.
I can’t stock the pawned devices for too long since new products quickly replace older ones,” said Kim, adding he generally keeps them for one month and extends the loans for up to a few months when necessary.
Most South Koreans buy their smartphones through two-year contracts with mobile carriers, which helps them pay for the roughly 1 million won devices through monthly installments.
“What’s funny is that this is all possible since we’re living in a time where you can buy a smartphone even if you’re broke,” Kim said.
... So it seems they use their subsidised S3 as collateral for a loan to help pay the monthly contract with their telecoms company, which is a fail right there.
Unfortunately, the persons who would buy these devices at pawn shops are probably not the most lucrative to spy on, but I have to wonder what one could learn by installing some malware on a mobile device and then leaving it with the pawnbroker.
so they polished a t*rd
exact same business model as the skeeviest of pawn shops, but put it in a shiny building with "young, savvy" workers, and suddenly the whole "take someone's stuff for pennies on the dollar with an obscene interest rate, then resell that stuff for twice what ya paid when the bloke fails to make good on the 'loan'" thing is okay. How do they factor in the massive, rapid devaluation of these tech goodies anyway? even more obscene interest rates? This will prove to be "interesting."
Still it must be nice to be so easily placated by a shiny faceplate, bright lights bringing comfort to the soul and bright kids making one able to ignore the ugliness underneath. Will this sort of thing be the one-stop shop for thieves to fence their ill-gotten gains at a better rate than the crabby old non-savvy guys give?
Before anyone says so, no, this was not intended to be a description of Apple business models, nor of the majority of the Silicon Valley's actual business dealings. Any similarities between companies living or dead are purely coincidental, though possibly Freudian in nature.
The tricky part
I can see one potential problem with this whole scheme - when does ownership pass to the end user when you buy a cell phone on contract?
Obviously there is the potential for each country to have its own rules about this, but I can see that if ownership remains with the service provider until the contract is completed and the subsidy repaid (a common sense idea?) then the pawnbroker is potentially not holding any form of security for the loan at all.
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