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The residents of an Indonesian village were left badly shaken yesterday after a violent incursion by wild monkeys left seven people injured. According to the Jakarta Post, a troop of around 10 simians stormed Toddang Pulu in the district of Sidenreng Rappang, South Sulawesi, "entering homes and causing panic". One 16-year-old …

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Time for a change

The monkeys are coming down from the trees so us humans can go back up them, just bow to our monkey overlords and start climbing.

They may even do a better job!

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Re: Time for a change

I, for one, welcome our new ninja monkey overlords.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Time for a change

I don't want to be someone's pet :(

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Shakespere to the rescue

If they'd had a pool of typewriters they could have distracted the monkeys and seeing if they could get some new bard material out of them

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Re: Shakespere to the rescue

I'm sure they could knock out a new (better) version of windows in half the time it would take to write a sonnet.

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jai
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where's George Taylor when you need him?

"It's a mad house! A mad house!"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

etc etc etc

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Re: where's George Taylor when you need him?

Give unto Caeser what is Caeser's ...

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Monkeys, or just....

...a group of Australians on a cheap Asian binge-drinking holiday?

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Not Microsoft's fault.

For once, I am not going to blame this on Steve 8allmer.

Oh, hang on, simians chucking furniture about ?

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the To Lotang indigenous people in the area "still use the forest to hold their rituals"

Obviously, some one dubbed over the "monkey happy dance" tape with the "demonic monkey summoning ritual" remix....

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ooh chimpanzee that!...monkey news

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Has anyone looked

for a bearded Robin Williams, and perhaps a magical board game?

This will not be an easy mission

Monkeys slow the expedition.

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