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As the Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team continues to advance inexorably on various front towards the launch of our Vulture 2 spaceplane, we've taken a bit of time to look back at our REHAB experiment. LOHAN fans will know that the purpose of the Rocketry Experimental High Altitude Barosimulator was to test solid …

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Holmes

So you've lost one playmonaut...

...out of how many launches? And how well does this compare with NASA?

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Re: So you've lost one playmonaut...

Actually, I don't think NASA has ever lost a Playmonaut...

Astronauts, though... about 1 ever 60 launches?

Flames, well... just because... 'Up on a flame, down in pieces'

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Re: So you've lost one playmonaut...

Really awful line on Family Guy the other week, while trying to help the Griffins get back to earth after accidentally launching them into orbit on a shuttle, NASA reassure them over the radio:

"don't worry, we're pretty good at this - we're like 6 for 8"

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On top of the jetstream

> the jetstream rematch. We fully intend to come out on top this time,

Won't that leave the playmonaut somewhere east of the Urals?

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You daft buggers!

I know you're gonna do it! Make sure I live long enough to see it!

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Black Helicopters

Might I suggest

A bouyant housing this time? And a waterproof "If found, please return to" label?

You know, just in case the SPB recovery armada doesn't happen to be right under the vehicle when it comes down?

//recovery helicopter

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Headmaster

Still no name change?

Low Orbit Hydrogen Assisted Navigator these days, is it not? :-)

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Good luck and look forward to seeing the sexy black number lift off.

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Recruitment?

I notice that Lynx are currently recruiting for astronauts on the Telly. Any chance of The Reg doing the same for playmonauts. Perhaps one with swimming qualifications would be a good choice.

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Rehab in the States is usually drug withdrawal treatment

Which ones does your team need to stop taking anyway.

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Re: Rehab in the States is usually drug withdrawal treatment

Yes, the joke was intentional, and completely lost on you. It goes something like this: "LOHAN enters REHAB".

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Question

Can it be used during foreplay?

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Re: Question

Yes it can. Better question: can it be used safely during foreplay?

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