300 Windows 8 users at Thermopylae
Yours was even funnier, solidsoup!
Imagining a vivid scene at the Thermopylae, WA.
300 brave Windows 8 users are watching at the bald king Leonidas Ballmer talking to Xerxes Schmidt. The arrogant Persian king is urging the weakened yet adamant, chair-hurling-champion Spartan king to surrender and finally abandon all their resistance along with the resistive and capacitive touch devices with Windows 8 on board, so that the Persian soldiers could finally install Android on those last 300 non-Android devices. Leonidas Ballmer remains deaf to all the threats and exhortations.
"Mολὼν λαβέ, Xerxes Schmidtos" - says he to the Persian in the pure Doric holding on to his chair ready to be flung...
"Come and get them" -- is translated for the Persians.
"Our patents are still very sharp: Googlos, all of your partners and satraps - you all infringe on them..." -- Leonidas adds.
Xerxes is fraught with fear and uncertainty...