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Astronomers following the so-called doomsday asteroid Apophis, which will be whizzing past Earth on Thursday morning, have found the rock is much larger than had previously been assumed. Since the asteroid could hit Earth in 2036, that's a problem. The asteroid, named after an Egyptian god of chaos, darkness and destruction, …

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  1. wowfood

    Friday 13th

    We're doomed.

    1. tirk
      Coat

      Re: Friday 13th

      At least we know which side of the date line it will land!

    2. jonfr
      FAIL

      Re: Friday 13th

      Again?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Friday 13th

        Its orbit crosses ours at some particular point, which happens to be where it's April 13th in many places. It is no coincidence any more than it's a coincidence that it takes the Earth a year to complete one orbit.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Unhappy

      Re: Friday 13th

      If something that size hits the pacific then we pretty much are. It'll do a damn site more than "sandblast" the west coast of the US , the debris will wipe out the entire continent and will fuck up the world climate for decades. Certainly long enough to make sure there are worldwide crop failures and billions starving to death.

      1. Great Bu

        Re: Friday 13th

        No it won't.

        It's not big enough.

        Contrary to what you may have heard, size does matter.....

        1. Anonymous Coward
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          Re: Friday 13th

          "It's not big enough."

          You might want to check out what a purported 100 metre wide comet did to Tunguska. That was a 3rd the diamater and probably half the density so had about 1/50th the mass (using 4/3 * pi * r^3) of this asteroid yet it still produced a blast equivalent of 15 megatons. I don't know about you but potential 750 megaton blast sounds pretty bad news to me.

          1. Great Bu

            Re: Friday 13th

            All the Tunguska blast did was knock over some trees and make a couple of pretty sunsets.

            Yes, this impact would cause tidal waves and (bearing in mind the sensitive geological situation of west coast USA) probably earthquakes but it would be on a par with a big natural disaster, like a volcano erupting (bigger than Krakatoa but a long way off the sort of 'supervolcano' scenarios that would result in having to sacrifice Bruce Willis), so:

            It's not big enough.

            1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: Friday 13th

              "All the Tunguska blast did was knock over some trees and make a couple of pretty sunsets."

              It flattened 80 million trees down over an area covering 2,150 square kilometres (830 sq mi).

              Something 10 times the size, impacting the Earth, rather than an airburst like the tunguska bolide, would certainly cause continental-level disaster, and would screw up the climate for a fair while.

          2. TomChaton

            Re: Friday 13th

            Bearing in mind that the Tunguska event is conjectured to have been an airburst. The likelihood of this rock having the same composition is slim; therefore a comparison would not appear to be appropriate here.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Friday 13th

            > I don't know about you but potential 750 megaton blast sounds pretty bad news to me.

            Not a planet killer though. The 2011 Japanese earthquake and tsunami was equivalent to 9320 gigatons of TNT or about 600 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb. Makes Apophis look like a firecracker.

          4. CN Hill

            Re: Friday 13th

            The Russians exploded a 57 megaton device in 1961. No one outside the USSR noticed.

            1. asdf

              Re: Friday 13th

              Bullcrap breaking windows in Norway and Finland means a few other neighbors noticed. And you can be sure there is a decent chance the US took almost as good a pictures as the Russians did of it. I know Russian observer ships had a habit of showing up at almost all US tests including right under the space shots.

      2. annodomini2
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        Re: Friday 13th

        @boltar, The rock that is believed to have killed the Dinosaurs was more than 10x the size of this thing.

        Will it do damage, yes!

        Is it world killer, no!

        1. Alan Brown Silver badge

          Re: Friday 13th

          Not only a lot bigger than 10x the size, but hit in just the wrong place (shallow sea underlain by a lot of limestone) at just the wrong time (after a long period of heavy vulcanism had put paid to a lot of the large wildlife anyway)

          land hits = bad

          ocean hits = very bad

          shallow sea hits = very very bad.

          Apophis hitting would make a big mess and disrupt things badly, but it's not a civilisation-ender (unless the civilisation in question is directly under the strike zone), let alone a planet killer.

          1. Matt Bryant Silver badge

            Re: Re: Friday 13th

            ".....land hits = bad

            ocean hits = very bad

            shallow sea hits = very very bad...."

            Has anyone looked at the chances of it hitting the Moon and playing a bit of inter-planetary billiards? A collison with the Moon could lead to much bigger problems for the Earth than a direct hit by Apophis alone.

            1. Jared Hunt
              Alert

              Re: Friday 13th @ Matt Bryant

              Using that analogy, imagine what would happen to that same billiard ball if it were hit by a grain of sand. It amounts to the same thing.

      3. James Micallef Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Friday 13th

        "the debris will wipe out the entire continent and will fuck up the world climate for decades"

        Alternatively, it will leave a huge amount of particulate matter in the atmosphere and turn down the dial on global warming, saving the world's climate from further destruction

      4. Matt Bryant Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Friday 13th

        "...... It'll do a damn site more than "sandblast" the west coast of the US , the debris will wipe out the entire continent and will fuck up the world climate for decades......" Cool, could you just repeat that a bit louder as I have a few spots left to sell in my bunker complex.....

    4. An(other) Droid

      Re: Friday 13th

      As the world+dog tries to decide if the asteroid is big enough, Bruce waits patiently at the space center.

      Bruce: "Make up your minds, m*********"

    5. Euripides Pants

      Re: Friday 13th

      Just checked, April 13 2036 is a Sunday.

      Its also my 76th birthday.

  2. Ketlan
    Devil

    Bye Bruce...

    I say we send Bruce Willis up there and THEN start firing paintballs at it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Go

      Re: Bye Bruce...

      We could send bruce up there with a paintball gun and a few pallets of ammo......

    2. Thorne
      Thumb Up

      Re: Bye Bruce...

      He could host "Pimp My Asteroid"

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        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Bye Bruce...

          Who do you mean (on top of bankers, politicians, and Romans)

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bye Bruce...

      I'm a bit worried by this news. Bruce is going to be (say it quietly) really old by the time this monster comes to wreak Michael Bay style havoc on Hollywood.

      So shouldn't we pop him in the freezer to keep him fresh for the inevitable (and entirely logical) drill-a-hole-an-bung-in-a-nuke shuttle mission that will save mankind to the sound of Aerosmith? A quick spell alongside the oven chips will also have the beneficial side effect of stopping him making movies.

      1. Tom 13

        Re: shouldn't we pop him in the freezer

        No, Stallone gets popped into the freezer.

        Bruce either has the portrait of Dorian Grey or knows where the real fountain of youth is, because we know he's alive to save the Earth in the 23rd Century when The Great Evil comes.

    4. trottel
      Megaphone

      Re: Bye Bruce...

      Do i really have to say it? Please give Chuck Norris a call. On angry glance and the asteroid will reverse its course and head for Andromeda.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    The (Gran) Torino Scale of Risk??

    What, we're being bombarded from space with muscle cars? Is it a logarithmic scale, where 0 is the mass of one Gran Torino, but 4 would be the mass of 10,000 Gran Torinos?

    There's something very el Reg about that scale!!

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: The (Gran) Torino Scale of Risk??

      No, it has to do with Clint Eastwood and keeping immigrant asteroids off your grass.

      1. John 62

        Re: The (Gran) Torino Scale of Risk??

        That was a great film until the stupid Jamie Cullum song at the end with Clint 'singing' in a really horrible voice.

  4. Nathan 13

    2036

    When we are all using either iOS164 with its 10 by 30 row of icons and ability to run 2 apps at the same time, or Windows52 with its revolutionary multiple windows tiles.

    Either way a direct hit it cant come soon enough.

    1. ratfox
      Happy

      Re: 2036

      You forgot the 15-blades razor!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 2036

        You forgot the 15-blades razor!

        I'm sure I saw one of those in the shops while I was doing my Christmas shopping... by 2036 it'll probably be up to somewhere around 500 blades...

        Come and get me Apophis... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse.....

      2. annodomini2
        Megaphone

        Re: 2036

        I want my lightsaber razor!

      3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: 2036

        You forgot the 15-blades razor!

        One blade shaves you close!

        The second shaves you closer still!

        The third blade shaves you even closer!

        The fourth blade makes sure the previous three were on the job.

        The fifth blade shaves you even closer!

        The sixth blade slices skin.

        The seventh blade strips your flesh into ribbons.

        The eighth blade flenses the flesh from your bones.

        The ninth blade cleans your bones.

        The tenth blade smooths and polishes your bones leaving you just a grinning skull.

        The next five blades are just there because we love blades.

      4. I think so I am?
        Thumb Up

        Re: 2036

        No NO, not 15 blades, you'll only have to look at the razor and instantly have the "closest shave a man can get"

    2. Thorne
      Mushroom

      Re: 2036

      Apple will have patented three dimentional objects and we'll all get sued by then...

    3. Martin Huizing
      Mushroom

      Re: 2036

      2036? Funny, that's the year my Excel calendar generator stops at...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tie a yellow ribbon around ol' Sol-3

    It's not an asteroid, you idiots. They're coming to take us home!

    Why can't you just be happy for me.

  6. Chris Hawkins
    Linux

    Apopis - Send SG1

    No Need to panic!

    This scenario has already been envisaged.

    http://youtu.be/JvBsXxNc7k8

  7. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge
    Alert

    Hammer time

    Ok;

    Hot fudge Sundae falls on Tusdae next week then.

    1. stucs201
      Stop

      Re: Hammer time

      <--- It's supposed to be this icon for "Hammer time".

    2. Chris Miller
      Headmaster

      Re: Hammer time

      Aren't you confusing Lucifer's Hammer with Inconstant Moon? It's the latter that features hot fudge sundaes.

      1. AndrueC Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: Hammer time

        > Aren't you confusing Lucifer's Hammer with Inconstant Moon? It's the latter that features hot fudge sundaes.

        Nope, you're wrong. Inconstant Moon is a novella about the Sun barfing at us and frying half the planet.

        Lucifer's Hammer is about a comet that hits us and in the early part there's a scene where people are discussing the consistency of comets.

        1. Chris Miller

          Re: Hammer time

          Inconstant Moon (at 27pp a short story not a novella) features hot fudge sundae as one of the things to do before you die. Am I detecting a hot fudge sundae theme in Niven's work?

          1. AndrueC Silver badge
            Thumb Up

            Re: Hammer time

            Does it? Ah. Well it's probably both then :)

            For the record: Sundae on a Tuesdae.

            'Scientists are drawn in for help on the network documentaries, and this leads to some black-comedic dialogue as some Jet Propulsion Laboratory people try to explain the possible effects of a collision:

            "When the mass is above a certain size, it stops being important whether Earth has an atmosphere or not."

            "Except to us," Forrester said, deadpan.

            Sharps paused a second, then laughed ... "What we need is a good analogy. Um ..." Sharps' brow furrowed.

            "Hot fudge sundae," said Forrester.

            "Hah?"

            Forrester's grin was wide through his beard. "A cubic mile of hot fudge sundae. Cometary speeds."''

    3. Nerden
      Thumb Up

      Re: Hammer time

      Lucifer's Hammer was a fantastic book,

      1. Rob 21
        Happy

        Re: Hammer time

        And it has a great recipe for pemmican too. One of THE Survivalist classics.

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