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Lightning has struck a stone sculpture of the goddess Venus and removed her breasts... But in a stroke of divine intervention, the giant stone jubs were saved, despite a 26ft drop. Sculptor Tom Findlay told the NT News that despite the statue's body being destroyed and the 30kg (66lb) breasts being 8m (26ft) above ground, after …

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Angel

Light strike on lovely's jubblies results in knocker dropper and nip chip

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Rob
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Coat

Is it wrong...

... to ask for pictures ;-)

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Re: Is it wrong...

There are pictures if you follow the link to the (magnificent) NT News site.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Is it wrong...

It's not wrong, you'd just look a tit.

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Boffin

Re: Is it wrong...

Yes, because it happened in Darwin which means it is drunken delusional bullshit.

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Stop

In the natural threats to ones' life in Darwin, you seem to have overlooked the massive lizard in the photo in the article referenced.

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Boffin

Some sort of metallic mesh...

...shaped in the form of a brassiere would seem to be the order of the day. I think Madonna has one.

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Anonymous Coward

Only in Australia would you...

...get the first paragraph of a news item with the words 'blasts the tits off'

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Paris Hilton

Pictures or it didn't happen

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Venus dropped a BooB

I guess she needs to see a plastic surgeon now.

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Anonymous Coward

Bootnotes spelled wrong.

Shouldn't that be Boobnotes?

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Gimp

Forget the mammaries

Why is there a "big" lizard at the statue base ?

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Alert

Well it was Finlay's

This is the same stonemasonry business that has a prominent sign you can see from the main road that says: "Get stoned with Tom".

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Ode to the dropped boobies

There was a stone lady called Venus

Who suffered a mishap so haenous.

For quick as a flash

Her boobs dropped with a crash

And squashed young David's wee penis.

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Venus a veritable queen with out a p****s

A Boob fell off her rack

Its lucky it didn't fall in a crack

Never mind, Ill volunteer to stick it back

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Pint

I wonder

how long it takes to think 'why wasn't he holding the other one?'.

But the comment on the comment about mounting them.....sheer joy!

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"Everything disintegrated but the breasts - all that's left is what's under her hips," [Mr Finlay] added.

Her breasts were under her hips ?... is that typical of goddesses (or Australian women) ?

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Her breasts were under her hips ?.

30Kg Saggy boobs, Hmm, this is a picture i can do without seeing

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Coat

Ooooooo....

I must repost this on titer... eh twiter.

Maybe Tom Finlay should have given his statue of Venus a big lightning rod.

Seems ample mammary glands are the norm in the out-back (or should that be the out-front), as the ntnews also reported that Alice Springs topped a 42.7C-cup, while Kintore and Yulara hit a 45C-cup.

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