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Connecticut twins Aric Ryan Hale and Sean Peter Hale welcomed in 2013 in fine style after being arrested for scrapping over whose turn it was to make the beast with two backs with a woman described by cops as their "shared" girlfriend. The pair - "both 28" as this report nicely notes - were in a hotel room in Manchester, east of …

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Is it the tattoo .......

.... on Aric's arm that helps her to tell them apart, or do they have other distinguishing features?

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One of them has a bigger

smile.

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Idiots all.

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Re: Idiots all.

Why? Because they have a relationship which differs from what you consider "normal"??

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IT angle?

Anyone?

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@Real Ale is Best (was: Re: IT angle?)

Bootnotes.

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Re: IT angle?

Multitasking and single threading, I think..

The dirty Mac, thanks.

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Re: IT angle?

USB 2.0 (Unrivaled Sibling Bonking) interface.. but with one port and two devices, there was bound to be an I/O conflict..

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Re: IT angle?

A bit of a hacker will find another port...

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Re: IT angle?

No shit!

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I/O conflict?

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Re: IT angle?

Piggyback connection?

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Simple - it's Bootnotes.

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Re: IT angle?

There's always a backdoor that can be exploited

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resource allocation error?

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Re: IT angle? @Mondo the Magnificent

>but with one port and two devices

O ye of little imagination

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Re: IT angle?

It sounds like a movie produced by Brazzers for release to the internet. That count as an IT angle?

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Re: IT angle?

Actually, it was a multi-threaded program, but dead-locked on a shared resource :D

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Or overflow?

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Re: IT angle?

Pipelining...

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I wonder...

... how many people doing Google searches for 'Girlfriend Twin Sex' have found themselves disappointed because of this article?

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Re: I wonder...

I wonder if anyone doing google searches for "girlfriend twin sex" have actually had sex with a member of the appropriate sex.

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Re: I wonder...

Just because you haven't...

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Re: I wonder...

Which one is the appropriate sex?

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No sunglasses needed

I guess you could say that blows came to blows.

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Re: No sunglasses needed

Needs more alliteration:

I guess you could say that "The ho's blows came to blows between bros".

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Maybe they should have made themselves a sandwich.

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um....

I think that was part of the problem...

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Couldn't they take a lesson...

...from premiership footballers ?

One at each end and then swap over at half time (oranges optional).....

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WTF?

Sounds like a classy lass

When the apocalypse comes round women like her will rule the world.

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Re: Sounds like a classy lass

How do you know she's round?

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Xbox Trailertrash

if ever I saw some.

Can we get a pic of their shared girlfriend, i'm sure she's a right star...

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Bus or Busty?

Well despite all the interest shown so far Id still like to see an image of the woman involved before passing judgement

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LOL

Oh well, no half price wedding then?

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Wrong Photos

Shurely the photo accompanying this news article should be of the girlfriend?

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There's only one word I can think of right now and that is trash.

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What, no "white"?

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No just trash.

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Have they never...

...heard of 3-somes?

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Re: Have they never... it angle

3-somes? Maybe they each have only 3 chromoSOMES? That could lead to unstately coonnections

Connecticut? Maybe she pulled a connect(shun)cut on them via organic MAC attack?

She BUSted their bus network?

Tore doen their partially connected mesh?

Maybe she is lucky she unrandomly dropped their headers and packets and cut their unshielded, possibly twisted pairs and pears?

I wonder whether their topology was star or round robbin... How long have they had their maws on her MAU?

Then again, if not for the connection errors, they might have gotten into hybridized, switched, heartbeat-augmented, extendable, scalable daisy chain top awe low-g...

Yes, bad bad bad....

Takes me back to sys admin courses in the 90s... Groping and poking...

As for a musical angle... Sounds like a Bizarre Love Triangle for a Blue Monday of a New Order...

Connecticut? Maybe she pulled a connect(shun)cut on them via organic MAC attack?

She BUSted their bus network?

Tore doen their partially connected mesh?

Maybe she is lucky she unrandomly dropped their headers and packets and cut their unshielded, possibly twisted pairs and pears?

I wonder whether their topology was star or round robbin... How long have they had their maws on her MAU?

Then again, if not for the connection errors, they might have gotten into hybridized, switched, heartbeat-augmented, extendable, scalable daisy chain top awe low-g...

Yes, bad bad bad....

Takes me back to sys admin courses in the 90s... Groping and poking...

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WTF?

All I can say is:

Eeww!

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Darwinian leanings?

At least with this arrangement the chances of both of then having separate "issue", apparently to the general benefit of mankind, might have diminished.

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Paternity

Would be a hell of an interesting paternity test if it every came to it...

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would....

...having sex with both of them simultaneously constitute incest?

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Re: would....

Only if their balls touch.

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Re: would....

"Facilitated" incest

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I expect...

I expect that there'll be an "adult" film based on this true story in the works as we speak.

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This happened to me once, well actually I was wanking in front of a mirror, boy was the other guy ugly.

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45 minutes each way, oranges at half time.

No, wait, it's 'murika: 20 time-outs and all-u-can-eat hot dogs!

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How about

Pretending it's Jedward for uber-creepiness.

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