8086 and All That. Revisited
Editor's Note: Verity Stob's celebrated history of computing was first published in EXE magazine in 1997, but has been unobtainable on the internets for several years. Now, thanks to the painstaking reconstruction of small pieces of parchment, and a small monetary inducement, we can now bring it to you as a Seasonal Treat. With …
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German?
Hitler was actually a beastly Austrian.
/pedant :)
Beer, because there are some very nice European beers :)
Re: German?
Depends on whether you mean by genetics*, birth nationality, or chosen nationality.
*In which case he was Germanic; genetics know no political boundaries.
Bismarck (as usual) had the best put-down:
Your Bavarian is a strange fellow - halfway between an Austrian and a human being.
Through a glass, darkly
And she dances! Thank you Verity.
Ummm
"the taste of greased leather."
See icon.
Maybe I should have posted AC?
This... Is Genius
I particularly liked the "Minnie the Moocher" variant verse.
I eagerly await the Next Thirty Years explained in such engrossing detail. Surely it didn't all end at 1980? I understand there was an impressive commercial released in 1984, for example.
As one of the very few Americans who get the reference...
The article's last sentence should have been:
And that's where computer history came to a .
Not worth the effort
I'm sorry, but the resurrection wasn't worth it. Also, with more ARM processors than any other, Cambridge is once again Top Computer City.
Whoa!
More or less as accurate as some modern histories of computing that I've seen, but it did have me double checking to make sure I wasn't on Dr. Boli's website!
Colossus
Nice tip of the hat on Tommy Flowers. Many of the people who did real work stay in the shadow of the few big figures that fit in the media's scratchpad.
You might be amused to know that there is a street in Portugal (sort of) bearing his name. If you look up "Rua do Flower, Vila Nova de Gaia", you'll find it. No, it's not him specifically, maybe it was named for a relative who lived there a long time ago.
Re: Colossus
I watched a rerun of a documentary about the Colossus recently, and it featured an interview with Tommy Flowers as he tapped away at his IBM PC. He must have been in his late eighties at that point, but still excited by the technology behind computing. An utter legend.
Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
The truth is that many people before that Mr Babbage were working on some sort of computational machines. Schickhard, Pascal (yeah, the guy whose name was used by Mr Wirth recently), Leibniz, Gauss (of standard deviation and much more fame) and probably many more did this kind of stuff. Oh, I forgot a guy named Jacquard who had programmable weaving machines based on paper tapes.
Some googleing:
http://home.arcor.de/amimberg/page1.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Marie_Jacquard
Re: Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
Those were calculating machines, anyone can make an adding machine, a computer is different
Jacquard is interesting in inventing the printer a century before the computer.
Re: Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
The question is, were they turing complete?
Computer says no.
Babbage was the only one to work on a true general purpose computer that would have been turing complete if it was ever completed. Shame it wasn't, really. We could have ruled the world.
Moreso.
Re: Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
>Jacquard is interesting in inventing the printer a century before the computer.
But did he invent printing consumables that were more expensive than thoroughbred Stallion seed, millilitre for millilitre?
Re: Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
You do realise this is humour, don't you? That's why it's in Bootnotes (R.I.P. Odds 'n Sods). Specifically it's a pastiche of a famous work of humour called "1066 and All That", which is a parody of British history textbooks of the 20's and 30's, complete with their obsessive Anglocentricity.
Re: Oh Yeah, Anglo Claptrap
I hear your grandmother is interested in your seminar on extracting the contents of eggs.
It's sad when someone explains the joke. It's sadder when someone doesn't get the joke, then explains why it's wrong by providing vague, trivial information already familiar to the audience.
It's tragic when they follow that up by providing links to websites that any interested reader, however implausible such a creature might be, could have located with less effort than it would take to copy and paste them. (Pro tip: The Reg's comment forums let you insert HTML anchor elements.)
I always thought
The reason the British didn't make computers is that they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.
@jr424242 (was: Re: I always thought)
You've never seen the capacitors in the power supplies at Bletchley Park, have you?
Re: @jr424242 (was: I always thought)
Hmm, PCB filled capcitors.....lovely.
Must remember to wash my hands before eating sandwiches after handling those capacitors.
Re: I always thought
@jr424242 - Rats, beat me to it. My dad had an Austin Healey that makes this one of my favorite jokes EVAH.
"the fondness rats exhibit for the taste of greased leather."
Thus neatly explaining his Great Grandson's taste in trousers & album artwork. Shame that the surname was changed in an inadvertent key-punch error when the pre-teen Jean-Jacques and his family moved to Surrey & his father had to get his paperwork updated.
Early Xmas present
Yay!! i was worried we wouldn't get anything from Verity this month. That's made my xmas, and it's not even started yet :)
UNIVAC
Well, if you were going to try to compete with the beating sweeping UNIVAC, you shouldn't have let the Dysons emigrate, that's all.
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