Swedish woman cuffed for sex with skeleton SHOCKER
A 37-year-old Swedish woman has been charged with "violating the peace of the dead" after allegedly using human skeletal remains for "sexual gratification". The unnamed boner-lover was cuffed back in September by cops investigating a report of a gunshot at her Gothenburg apartment. Shaken officers "immediately called for back-up …
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"violating the peace of the dead"
Is that a mistranslation? The rest of the article would seem to suggest it should be "violating a piece of the dead".
Re: "violating the peace of the dead"
Talk about rest in piece(s)!
Tip for budding criminals
Do not film your crimes, burn the footage to DVD and then label the discs "My Drug Dealing" or "My First Ponzi Scheme" or "My Necrophilia"....
It just makes it too easy for the cops if they raid your apartment!
I look forward to the Hollywood version
...with "Bad to the Bone" as its theme song.
Re: I look forward to the Hollywood version
Or something by Elvis the Pelvis.
Re: I look forward to the Hollywood version
I look to the Bollywood version. And, wouldn't hurt to have a Riverdance version. Not sure i wanna see a Reaverdance version unless Mal, Zoe, and Jayne are guarding my perimeter.
So...
Which end of the femur did she use? Inquiring minds need to know.
(and seriously, am I really the first to use this icon? poor show, commentards)
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
I find this humerus.
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
Oi! If you two don't behave yourselves I'll be having some very sternum words with you
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
Maybe she just wanted a man with a large coccyx
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
Let this be a warning to you. If you try to be hip it'll tibia over the edge...
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
Now she faces the lumbaring wheels of justice...
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
That's what happens once you're collared - you're boned.
(apologies)
So the IT angle is...
... it involves something digit-al.
This story really...
...made my funny-bone tingle!
Paris: Never been a more righteous bone in her!
Re: So the IT angle is...
And, backboned and rack serv hers, too. Pick a Top ology...
Re: Don't believe a word she says...
Auuggghh!!
Knuckle! Knuckle!
Something must have happened in her past, but, well, we all have skeletons in our closet.......
Your right we do...
... but I don't pull the skeletons out of my cupboard and insert them into various orifices.
Oh, I don't know
As long as she's attractive, would you mind getting some after your death?
Re: Oh, I don't know
wouldn't mind getting some after my marriage
Re: Oh, I don't know
Attractive? She's probably a bit of a dog.
Re: Oh, I don't know
Well then, are you registered as an organ donor?
Re: Oh, I don't know
"wouldn't mind getting some after my marriage or death"
Thought the only difference was that the CSA didn't come after you after the latter. Oh, wait....
Geoff Peterson
Now we know what Geoff does when he's no co-hosting with Craig Ferguson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Peterson
I would say my jaw dropped when I read this, but I realised it was someone elses......
A guy just can't win.
Spend your whole life trying not to stick it in the crazy, and the crazy sticks your bone in her anyway.
"A fine or up to 2 years"... not much of a stiff sentence.
Re: You People
Don't bust a rib laughing! They're just doing what they say in show business: break a leg!
All together now...
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
The leg bone's inserted in the lady parts,
Now hear the word of the law!
Re: All together now...
You kind Sir, just made my day!
I was going to make a serious comment ..
.. about the self imposed emotional prison of fetishism, sexual dysfunction and social alienation ....... then I remembered where I am.
Re: I was going to make a serious comment ..
What a numbskull.
Re: I was going to make a serious comment ..
@frank ly That would be more poignant if you weren't wearing a gimp suit.
I knew him, Horatio ...
a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it.
Re: I knew him, Horatio ...
God bless you, sir, for not writing "I knew him well".
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