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Chinese cloud firm offers 'love bonus' to amorous staff

A Chinese cloud computing company has taken a novel approach to improving staff morale, ignoring all workplace common sense by encouraging its employees to hook up with each other, and with those of rival firms, in return for a financial reward. Chengdu Cloud Computing, based in the booming tech hub of Chengdu, in western China’ …

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I've got your amorous staff right here.

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I assume that's a tight fitting latex coat you're using.

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Now I have an excuse...

...for making up a fictional girlfriend :D A cash bonus and two days off when we 'break up'? I see a heartbreaking string of short lived romances in the future for some of these employees...

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As long as they only have one kid?

FAIL

Wondering if Chinese had a term for sexual harassment...

I discovered that it does. According to Google Translate, it's "性骚扰" (Simplified, not Traditional).

I wager the term's going to be a running topic of conversation at the firm.

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How much for threesomes?

Enquiring/devious minds want to know..

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How much for threesomes?

As long as its only one of each sex you`ll be fine

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In other news...

Chengdu cloud computing company goes bankrupt due to, "unexpectedly high staff bonuses and understaffing". The CFO said, "First it was stiff, then long. I would have noticed sooner, but I've been under a lot of pressure, handling personnel. Uh... that's stiff payments, long leave and personnel issues!".

Is that an employee handbook in your pocket or...

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