Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'
William Shatner, the "world-renowned performer and writer", is offering the fanbois the chance to assemble pre-recorded words straight from Kirk's mouth into "Shatisms" - phrases "played out in Shatner's voice". The Star Trek thesp said of his $2.99 "Shatoetry" app: "People all over the world have been listening to my voice for …
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You wait for ages...
...then three turn up at once - I haven't laughed this much at news site articles in a loooong time. Brilliant stuff - beats that bloody talking cat by a country mile.
What?! Bought!
Cos its Friday, obviously.
"How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?"
"He found a way"
If I was on the market for a new phone
I would be buying an iphone just for this
Re: If I was on the market for a new phone
"I would be buying an iphone just for this"
Now, now, I've told you a million times: don't exaggerate.
"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!"
Re: Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop
That earworm infection was fast! Superluminal even.
Skibbydibbydibbybombombom! Bombombom!
Sir
"Somebody get this green bitch off me!"
"What the fuck was THAT!?"
Has to be:
"What the fuck is a samophlange?"
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1653501/a7d3ea3b/thundercats_bloopers.html
"Ilfracombe... laced with prostitution."
You can't buy publicity like that.
That ... is ... not ... a ... toupee ... it ... is ... a ... tribble.
His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.
His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.
Worth it.
So I can hear him admit how bad an actor he really is in his own voice?
You bastards
That's £1.99 and a whole afternoon that I'll never see again.
"Hello .. Bank ... of Ameiricia... This is .. me... Bill.
I would like ... to make ... a transfer. ......"
Wow. Just...wow !
This app is amazingly amazing. It's better than the app that turns my phone into a banjo. Shatnerize me, Captain !
Where's the symbian version?
The only people I know who'd want it have N8s
Brilliant! Plausible Deniability!
With such an app in the wild Shatner can say *anything* and later deny it claiming "the app said it, no me!"
A person can learn from this kid:
"it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a firearm"---Nelson Muntz
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