back to article Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'

William Shatner, the "world-renowned performer and writer", is offering the fanbois the chance to assemble pre-recorded words straight from Kirk's mouth into "Shatisms" - phrases "played out in Shatner's voice". The Star Trek thesp said of his $2.99 "Shatoetry" app: "People all over the world have been listening to my voice for …

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I just

Shat myself with excitement.

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iShat?

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MrT
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You wait for ages...

...then three turn up at once - I haven't laughed this much at news site articles in a loooong time. Brilliant stuff - beats that bloody talking cat by a country mile.

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Re: I just

Why is Lt Uhura brown?

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jai
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KHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

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Pint

What?! Bought!

Cos its Friday, obviously.

"How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?"

"He found a way"

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If I was on the market for a new phone

I would be buying an iphone just for this

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Re: If I was on the market for a new phone

"I would be buying an iphone just for this"

Now, now, I've told you a million times: don't exaggerate.

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"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!"

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Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

I'm the Shatman!

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That earworm infection was fast! Superluminal even.

Skibbydibbydibbybombombom! Bombombom!

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Sir

"Somebody get this green bitch off me!"

"What the fuck was THAT!?"

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Has to be:

"What the fuck is a samophlange?"

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1653501/a7d3ea3b/thundercats_bloopers.html

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Anonymous Coward

"Ilfracombe... laced with prostitution."

You can't buy publicity like that.

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That ... is ... not ... a ... toupee ... it ... is ... a ... tribble.

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His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

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Pirate

So...

Shat shat the Shat app?

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Meh

Worth it.

So I can hear him admit how bad an actor he really is in his own voice?

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Alien

You bastards

That's £1.99 and a whole afternoon that I'll never see again.

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"Hello .. Bank ... of Ameiricia... This is .. me... Bill.

I would like ... to make ... a transfer. ......"

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FAIL

What a pile of...

shat.

That is all.

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Android

or it didn't happen

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Wow. Just...wow !

This app is amazingly amazing. It's better than the app that turns my phone into a banjo. Shatnerize me, Captain !

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Where's the symbian version?

The only people I know who'd want it have N8s

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Brilliant! Plausible Deniability!

With such an app in the wild Shatner can say *anything* and later deny it claiming "the app said it, no me!"

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2012

It was a pretty good year.

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Pint

A person can learn from this kid:

"it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a firearm"---Nelson Muntz

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