The dream of 21st-century man, socks that pair themselves, is almost upon us with special hosiery which can find its mate using only an iPhone, an embedded tag and an RFID reader. The socks come from Blacksocks, and feature a heat-tolerant RFID tag identifying the pair to which the garment belongs. Sadly the iPhone has no RFID …
"Astute readers will have noticed that if all one's socks are black, and of the same cut, then surely the maintenance of each relationship isn't important"
Actually no. I used to think like this and brought same style socks for that reason. However as implied by the mention in the article of the apps use of the camera, socks fade, especially black ones, and randomly matching same style black socks will end up with 'pairs' that are very different shades (A slap is waiting for anybody that mentions '50' and 'grey' in reply to this!).
I like this idea.. does need to be quite a bit cheaper though!
I'll take the bait!
But, don't you mean 254 shades of grey?
Re: I'll take the bait!
0x32 shades, surely?
I am just stunned and speachless at the uselessness of this! O.O
Oh, I dunno. It's the first time an app has even tempted me to look at an iPhone.
I think some form of active tracking device is needed to work out where the socks sneak off to when you can never find one of the pair...
Re: Problem Solved
I like the M&S idea, then all you'd need would be a smartphone and some image processing software to differentiate colours and positions and, and then and ...
I feel the 'I'll get my coat syndrome lurking here'. Could have practical applications for the visually impaired though.
Missing socks turn into wire coathangers. It the only explanation for the shortage of one and the surplus of the other
From FaceBook to SockBook
Since most privacy-aware people would never accept carrying an NFC tracking device (e.g. on his ID card/passport), why not devise a way to have the geeks wear them and be proud of them? I wouldn't be surprised if in the near future all kinds of shops gave the socks (or other NFC-enabled clothing items) away as "gifts", since in the long term it would allow the global tracking the owner of the credit card that made the purchase.
An additional benefit is that sock NFC detectors can be embedded in the floor and not be visible. Sniffing socks has acquired a whole new meaning.
First thing Monday morning, I'm going to patent a new generation of shoes lined with tinfoil and gain millions by just licensing the patent!
Good Father Ted reference.
I just match the Monday sock to the Monday sock - easy
Scott & Virgil are easy as well.
OK so I have two weeks of daily socks - different though and some Thunderbird socks but all of mine are pairable
Pairing socks as a metaphor for intolerance and racism
Anyone that has sorted out the socks after the dryer, they may have noticed that one first picks out the major differences, then the medium differences, finally the most tiny and subtle of differences. Humans tend to interact with each other in the same manner.
The real purpose of RFID equipped socks is clear.
Require convicted felons to wear them so they can be tracked with "telltale strips" near shopping malls, schools, school runs (the roads and lanes near schools) to enforce the 500 feet rule.
Probably as effective than ankle tags, and is a halfway house to stop the civil liberties lobby whinging about "uman rights" from an implanted tag.
Next step, get schoolchildren to wear them to make sure they are where they should be, at correct classes etc.
Re: Next step, get schoolchildren to wear them
Yes, that could save five minutes of valuable lesson time calling the register, or whatever they call it these days.
Unless, that is, the teachers look up and notice that they are actually teaching to just one person who is being paid 5p per head to smuggle in the smelly socks of the rest of the class.
a cheaper option
would just be to employ someone to sort your socks for you.
Or, indeed, just to buy a different pair of socks every time they need washing!
Clip them together..
Use a Supaclip (http://officeurope.co.uk/rapesco-supaclip-60-dispenser-with-8-clips-for-60-sheets-of-80gsm-stainless-steel-ref-rc6008ss.html) with stainless steel clips.
When you take a pair off, clip them together, and they'll stay clipped through the washing machine, and tumble-drying. Only unclip them to put them on.
No more time wasted sorting socks.
Hunks of steel tumbling around my wash/dryer and making a racket such as one has not heard since the good ol' days of next-door metallurgy, your neighbors must just love you.
Not to mention the joy of finding metal shavings all over my clothes and clogging the filter - brilliant.
No thank you, I prefer sorting my socks in peace and quiet.
My wife sorts out my socks
Saves a lot of trouble, and I can certainly recommend this method as it has many other side benefits that may not be immediately obvious.
She says it's relaxing, so I'm happy to leave her be.
Re: Clip them together..
Too much effort
I'm sticking with day socks!
Sock usage of the rich and famous, now available on pastebin.
Anon, because who else would bother?
Just wear tights :)
There's a plastic alternative
Maybe this would be a better alternative, no metal banging around in your washer:
Already done on Big Bang (prior art?)
Sheldon Cooper already did this for his socks prior to going on a trip (Big Bang Theory)
If at the end of week I don't have a match for my socks I put on whatever I can find. Nobody is rude enough to say they noticed and the code I'm writing at work doesn't care so much anyway.
I've been lately just simplifying this by buying only black socks, so I guess I'm a geek. I don't care, I make a bit more money than most non-geeks.
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