Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter
A Bristol shoplifter got a shock lesson in the awesome power of the Scotch Bonnet after ill-advisedly deciding to scoff a handful of the napalm peppers he'd swiped from a store, before attempting to leg it from the scene. Marcus Banwell, 39, barely got outside Singh Stores in the St Paul's district of the city, because "within a …
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He should be grateful they came back out of his mouth and not the other end.
*OUCH*
May still be time...
I hope the police will be considerate and pop a bog roll in the fridge for when he'll need it....
Re: May still be time...
Maybe he'll do like Orlando Jones in "Evolution" and ask for an ice cream cone...
And the tech angle is.....
Jolokia used to be the hottest handset, bhut now they are W8íng for their luck to improve.......
Hottest chili...
...is currently the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion
Re: Hottest chili...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2916014/Worlds-hottest-chilli-and-comes-from-Grantham.html
must be true, it's in "the smut"
hmmm
Stolen Goods - "Give It Away"
Chili's - "Taste the Pain"
...eventually his "Fortune Faded"
Re: hmmm
beat me to it you git.
The one with your wallet in the pocket. And next door's xbox. And that clarinet.
Perhaps...
he just wanted to start a Hot Lips Page tribute band.
maybe
they should have let him keep the clarinet,he may have come out with some red hot tunes !!!
Pah...
Blouse of a shoplifter.....Scotch bonnets are chillis for rank amateurs......
I've done a full bhut jolokia and that was the clearest 20 minutes of my life...Wow, that bugger WAS hot....
Icon represents what my gob was like and lets just say i had an arse like the business end of the batmobile later!!!
Re: Pah...
Why do anything???
Because i wanted to...So i can add myself to the "stupid but unlikely to kill you" things to do list....
Re: Pah...
Where did you buy that? i'd love to get it! Scotch bonnets the hottest I can find, but I want hotter!
Re: Pah...
Make way for the internet tough guy! Make way!
Re: Pah...
Post a video of yourself eating a scotch bonnet on youtube please cornz1. I can't wait to see how totally impervious to it a chilli pro like yourself is.
Re: Pah...
My plant has only just produced flowers due to the poor summer, as has my dorset naga...There are plenty of videos of fools like me eating stupidly hot chillis, face is different, discomfort is the same....But scotch bonnets are mild by modern standards......However, watch my YT channel (cornz38)
Just wondering .....
"... who was found to be carrying another four peppers, "crack cocaine and a small amount of heroin", plus a clarinet he'd pinched from another shop.
Is is wrong of me to have burst out laughing when I read that?
Re: Just wondering .....
No. The clarinet is a lovely touch.
Re: Just wondering .....
I wondered which shop he stole the cocaine and heroin from.
Re: Just wondering .....
The sheer randomness of his "shopping" list is great. Puts me in mind of this old xkcd: http://xkcd.com/576/
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There's a "this one time, at band camp..." story in there somewhere.
Unit Conversion question
"which in 2010 unleashed a deadly pepper cultivar rating an awesome 1,176,182 Scoville units."
What is that in Lohan Engine's Worth Data , or LEWDs?
They should have sentenced him to eat nothing but chilli peppers throughout his incarceration
Eh?
The stolen clarinet was presumably stolen for funds to buy more crack and heroin. But why shoplift chillis?
I don't recollect dodgy geezers in pub car parks saying "Wanna buy some chillis?".
Full marks for planning, though..
I think this probably the most brutal way known to man to prevent prison rape :)
Yeah... because...
...after he receives his 'back-door-entry', the bloke giving it will think twice!
Re: Full marks for planning, though..
I dunno. If it were me I'd offer the mouth and bite hard.
Re: Full marks for planning, though..
I should have added... "and bugger the consequences"...
Re: Full marks for planning, though..
Funny you should mention that....
Some years ago a company in the US Global Source Advantage (way back archive) created an anti-fouling paint for boats that used "high quality Habanero extract" as the active ingredient in the paint.
I believe it was marketed for a while in 2004 under the product name Hot Bottom Anti-fouling paint
Maybe the Bristol shoplifter had just seen the New Mickysoft Logo and needed something to counteract it's blandness.
Paris, another hot bottom.
Re: Full marks for planning, though..
point back to the earlier post by some poor person claiming 'bugger that was hot' .... sorry
You might have your sums wrong
> six weeks' jail for the possession and theft raps, and eight weeks for the breach of licence
This is UK sentencing so being sentenced to six weeks + eight weeks = eight weeks which means he will serve four weeks. So in the UK justice system 6 + 8 = 4.
Re: You might have your sums wrong
" So in the UK justice system 6 + 8 = 4"
This suggests the UK Justice system was built by former RBS IT staff :)
Re: You might have your sums wrong
Fixed it for you....
This suggests the UK Justice system was built by off-shored current RBS IT staff :)
Silly boy
He should have dropped the chilli and then slipped on it for maximum claim potential?
I rectum
He really felt the heat for the crime the next AM!
I'll get me coat….
If only he'd known that the chilli was in fact doing him no harm whatsoever, he could have enjoyed a bracing legal high for a change, saving his Class A's for later..
Perhaps stealing musical instruments gives him the horn too?
worlds hottest chilli currently for sale in oz
http://thechillifactory.com/chilli-chili-chile-product-seeds-Trinidad%20Scorpion%20Chilli%20Seeds%2020%20per%20pack
From the site, Trinidad Scorpion Chilli Butch T
The heat level in Scoville heat units for the Trinidad Scorpion Chilli Butch T. is an amazing 1,463,700 Scoville Heat Units.
Re: worlds hottest chilli currently for sale in oz
If you watch Man V Food, they often use pure Capsaicin (the stuff which makes chilli hot) which is rated at 16,000,000. I just don't get why anyone would want to do that.
Clarinet
Because he wanted to start a wind section of the orchestra
You can't fence that merchandise, it's too hot!
Sorry, couldn't resist. Flames, well, obvious, init?
I will stick to my home-made sambal setan (devil sauce) made from Madame Jeanette peppers, some vegetable oil, a bit of salt and vinegar, and a dash of sesame oil.
Nice and fruity
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