Ha Ha
I spotted it's 1st April !
Wait a sec...
The Committee for Purity in the Camp is reportedly selling spectacles that deliberately blur vision, leading wearers not into temptation. The glasses are, apparently, on sale in the more orthodox Jewish sections of Israel, for £25 or only a fiver for stickers one can attach to ones existing specs. The idea is to blur anything …
Yes sir, this new patented system will 100% guarantee to ensure you don't give in to temptations.
Step one is a large burly man walks alongside you wherever you go.
Step two is, if he see's your eyes straying onto things it shouldn't then he punchs you. If you continue to oggle at Bulgarian airbags and the like then he pops you in the other eye. Your eyes swell up and then you can't see anything! Problem solved!
Then when you cannot see anything the burly man helps you not walk into things.
Praise buddah, your soul will be saved!!
That will be £999.99 please.
Sigh.
Except this is about hardline Judaism, a different and less practical form of sky pilotry.
BTW, it's spelled "Buddha" generally, and most Buddhist monks are usually quite relaxed about the fact that they are allowed to indulge in sexual relations.
Still, carry on, Clarkson.
"No man has self control!"
Damned right!
As we have been told many times it's all the fault of women - despite men apparently being better, stronger etc.etc.
Google had produced the Tommy glasses - there are two more products to come---
"just put on the eye shades, put in the ear plugs, you know where to put the cork"
How dare you mock $religion. Your comment is highly insulting for $religion_practisers because you're generalizing thus causing them heavy damage.
We'll sue and won't settle for less than $10000,- unless you're living in Europe; then it will have to be E 15000,- due to your extra "stigmatisation" being involved.
Sure; jokingly written. The worst part? This sort of BS is actually happening right now.
Whoops, did I just insinuate $religion to be bs? Uh oh....
... Put on your eyeshades. You know where to put the cork.
(Apologies to The Who.)
Some people are so bloody stupid.
If you need artificial aids to maintain your mental purity, then you're failing to live up to what your culture/god requires of you.
Still, there's profit in it for someone, I suppose.
Guessing it will be approximately 30 seconds after launch that glasses will be hacked. Can see a market for a variety of overlays, am I the only one that would fancy wandering round as normal but viewing everyone as Zombies or something similar.
Personally I can't wait for the one that makes everyone else appear as a nude Kelly Brook.
" female nipples which our own society likes to see covered "
Only some of society! I for one am an equal opportunist, women have just the same right to bare their chests & nipples as men do!
If people are offended by the human body, try moving to a Muslim country, they can accommodate the prudes just fine... (its their life, do what you want, but don't start being all puritanical in my country!)
The UK is a bit too prudish I think, seriously people are even forced to wear clothes in a Sauna! how unhygienic!!
I have no idea why there is that rule most civilised countries deal with nudity in saunas without it turning into a total mess.
But then I don't see what the problem is with allowing people to wear or not wear clothes as they like anywhere. However I suspect the reason for covering up is to save the council having to clear up the pools of puke that would be the result of most of our fellow citizens wobbling around. I mean have you seen the state of most of the people (especially the women) in this country - more uncontrolled, untoned, wobbly lard than you could ever burn. Its disgusting,
Orthodox Jewish rules are definitely the most funny:
Sabbath mode for kitchen appliances
Guidelines on eating canned food and potato chips served by a non-Jewish
AC. Humor can be a matter of taste.
... when I marvel at what the human race has achieved. There are times when I really believe that there is nothing that we cannot achieve given the resources, leadership and the will to make it happen.
Then I read about things like this; and I wonder if it wouldn't be a good idea for another asteroid to wipe out all life on Earth and start again from scratch.
It's 10 in the morning and I feel like I need a large drink to cry into.
"... a good idea for another asteroid to wipe out all life on Earth and start again from scratch."
Hmm, one person wears stickers on their glasses to make them short-sighted, another wishes that all life on Earth was exterminated by an asteriod. I know which one I'd rather share this planet with...