Privacy snafu as TOPLESS Mark Zuckerberg picture leaks online
A picture of Mark Zuckerberg baring his chest at a party has surfaced online after what seems to be a mistaken overshare by a Facebook employee. Zuckerberg topless The perils of privacy mistakes The photo shows a hairy-chested and surprisingly fit Zuckerberg surrounded by similarly topless men (although one is wearing a bow …
No offense but...
I'll take pictures of topless women over topless men, thanks.
(yes, I'm a male; how did you know?) ;-)
Re: "I'll take pictures of topless women over topless men..."
What, as long as you have your camera handy?
Was this only the start?
Was this what they call male bonding?
Re: Vomit
YMCA! we gonna stay at the Y-M-C-A...
Yep - it does :)
Re: Vomit
Men having fun shirtless? Must be gay...
*Sigh*
I'd have hoped that the denizens of the reg forums were above this.
Putin maybe an evil SOB... but he looks like such a badass in that picture.
Joking, yes?
OK everything is comparative, and this is an IT site, but if Putin looks tough in that photo I ought to be auditioning for Chippendales.
To wit - gobs of fat round the rib cage, poor muscle tone in the shoulders and especially in the forearms.
He AIN'T no Popeye.
On the other hand, he would look badass if that was a Les Paul, he had front teeth missing and was wearing a headband.
Re: Joking, yes?
Be fair, the guy IS nearly 60. I'd like to see more 60 year olds looking generally that fit (disclaimer - I'm talking "fit" in a health sense not a fanciable sense, personally wouldn't touch him with someone else's bargepole).
Plus that isn't fat round the ribs, fat doesn't gather in stringy chunks like that. More likely loose skin from losing excess weight
Re: Joking, yes?
You seem to know these kind on things. Are those bitch tits on Putin? Anon for obvious reasons.
Vladimir has always looked ready to wrestle bears and win.
I can't say that for any UK politician other than Boris Johnson, who may indeed be part bear himself.
Re: Err
It's The Register so you can expect:
* Science
* Computers
* The occasional hint of either boobies or catastrophically huge explosions. Either is good.
@moiety re. Either is good
But not both at the same time; please!
Re: @moiety re. Either is good
Do you not remember the sagas of the exploding bulgarian airbags?
Re: sausage festival
I had another phrase in mind... I wonder if the remaining members (he he) of The Village People were the house band?
COGNITIVE INFILTRATION GAMES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsdiYUnKyzk
Well, who knew Reg commentardery was such a hotbed of latent homophobia?
Top "I'm only clicking on this in order to be offended" skills.
Re: Well, who knew Reg commentardery was such a hotbed of latent homophobia?
Nope - I'm struggling to see the homophobia, even if it is latent. Actually all sounds quite polite considering it's an article about Zuckerberg on the Reg!
Re: Top "I'm only clicking on this in order to be offended" skills.
From you.
Oh yeah and in case I get accused of being homophobic - I am actually am gay and was actually just joking that the party venue looks a little like a down-market gay sauna.
Re: I'd like to see
Putin is an extremely high-ranked Judoka.
Zuckerberg would be toast.
Re: I'd like to see
Hehe - I can just imagine a wee armlock having Mark crying for his mummy
Re: I'd like to see
As Putin is ex KGB and keeps himself seriously fit -not many 60 year olds look physically as well (*)- I don't think Zuck even stood a chance if Putin was blindfolded and only allowed to use one arm.
(*) My next door neighbour is an exception at 72 years, but he used to do fencing at world level..
Re: I'd like to see
"As Putin is ex KGB"
Well yes, a relatively low-ranking field agent about twenty years ago.
Bush The Elder was director of the CIA.
What does that prove, exactly?
Re: I'd like to see
And a notable underwater archaeologist, I recall. Are the judo skills as well attested as amphora-retrieving ones?
Re: I'd like to see
Rather better. He competed in the Moscow Olympics.
Re: I'd like to see
"Well yes, a relatively low-ranking field agent about twenty years ago."
That was his cover story.
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"....a relatively low-ranking field agent about twenty years ago."
They're the ones who need to be good to survive. It's the high-ranking desk jockeys who can be useless in hand-to-hand combat and get away with it.
What people are missing ...
Will !GooMyFaceYouMSTwit muck-a-mucks actually understand the world-wide invasion of personal privacy that they are promoting? My guess is that they will just laugh it off instead of learning from it ...
If that passes for fit
Then clearly I am the Adonis of the IT world!
Overshare?
Is the a word/concept that Facebook has given the world? Are there more?
And while I'm asking (no, I don't do facebook), is the word for trying to outdo each other with inspirational sayings superimposed in pretty pictures? This is what seems to be going on when I look over my wife's shoulder (she facebooks). Assault and Babbling?
Re: Meh
I imagine it was a kegger with a few bottles of harder stuff.
Re: Dunno
I don't see anything indicating alcohol but I do see a some reefer madness. The guy in the foreground of the second photo and Zuckerberg himself in a majestic pose, hand on his chest as if to say "We are next our for the doobie, Monsieur"
So thats how billionaires party??
When I make my first billion its going to be cocaine-serving dwarfs and "Ilsa, She-wolf" types at my parties...
Orgy Porgy
This is nothing more than pix of the annual IT and Software Nerds in the Bay Area summer mixer. (There aren't even two females in attendance because they know better than to party with computer guys when they're stoned.)
Obviously the Nerds don't care if chicks are there or not. As long as Mr.Tambourine man is there and they can do the shirtless Orgy Porgy for hours, they're happy.
Somebody photo shopped Mark Zuckerberg's head onto some 5' 4" guy's body.
And I believed it. Duh.
