Whatever did Mankind do before we had automatons to recite the bleedin' obvious?
Please remember to take all your personal belongs with you on your way out.
Michigan males intent on celebrating the Fourth of July holiday with a few liveners are advised that when the time comes to send the booze back to the brewers, it'll be the urinal, rather than the beer, that's doing the talking. The urinal communicator set for deployment in Michigan. Pic: Office of Highway Safety Planning The …
Please remember to take all your personal belongs with you on your way out.
Exactly. And because the phrase "please remember to take all your personal belongings with you" has been repeated so much, it is now background noise that everyone subconsciously ignores - which renders it even more pointless.
Exactly the reason I went to the pub in the first place!
Now the urinal is nagging me...
Where too now?
Now demolished "Spencer Street" Victorian Railways men's toilet - with white tiles above the urinal.
Message in large lettered tiles:
"Please adjust your dress before leaving"
Maybe it meant something different in 1887 than in 2003.
I miss these iconic things...
they get US Budweiser from?
Won't the lack of normal blue urinal sweets change the flavour?
No, it comes from St. Louis, Missouri. Just setting things straight.
České Budějovice, in the Czech Republic
that it's by no means an easy task to get to České Budějovice, even if one is a native speaker of the language and knows the region intimately, as described in the chapter entitled «Švejkova budějovicka anabaze» (Švejk's Budějovice anabasis) in Jaroslav Hašek's great work, «Osudy dobrého vojáka Švejka za světové války» (The adventures of the good soldier Švejk in the World War). But they may be encouraged to know that with the help of his friends in the Austro-Hungarian military, he finally does succeed in making it to the town....
before they are taken as souveniers? (Wear gloves and wash them in clean water.)
Uugh. Doesn't matter how many times it's been washed, bleached or even flamed. I wouldn't take one
I heard of one urinal where someone had taken all the yellow cakes out and sat them along the ledge above it.
Not to mention those cheap enough to fish out that coin.
You've seen the women guys hook up with after 8 pints? What makes you think "washed or bleached" (the gadget, that is) will matter by then?
Sounds like a potentially good idea. Any data on the effectiveness of this approach?
> Not only do we want to turn some heads and get people talking
Hopefully the heads won't be turned while "in full stream". It could get messy.
I'm just waiting for the first lawsuit claiming electrocution from a faulty unit.
..... I'd be thinking it was the beer talking.
When I saw the word "safe" in the middle, I thought that it was going to have a built-in alcohol measuring device (pissalyzer?) in it. Lights up if you're safe to drive...
Genius. I'm bloody well inventing that.
Without built-in alcohol sensor (I would be satisfied with a simple sensor, no need to measure the actual alcohol level) it doesn´t make a sense at all. It will be pretty awkward, being pestered by female voice in men´s room, while sober.
There is a joke in there somewhere.
By the way, how much will the talking component cost above the price of regular cake? Will it also dissolve and be flushed down, or will some poor cleaner have to fish it out, when the cake itself is gone?
No need for a sophisticatd sensor.
Any male who goes to take a piss in the pub has got past that first piss barrier(*) and has therefore drunk too much to drive safely.
(*)You all know what it feels like and the consequences of having broken the seal.
Was thinking the same thing re. pisserlyser. And @Chris W, there are people out there who go to pubs and *don't drink alcohol*. Kids being told not to drink and drive when they aren't legally allowed to do either?
Any enterprising cab firm would tack their number onto the end of the "Pub(l?)ic Service Announcement".
Apple has been granted a patent....
It would be better if it detected you'd actually been drinking too much and warned you you were over the limit. Though does urine allow that?
I shouldn't think.
Also, your body breaks down alcohol and metabolizes it. I'm not sure there is stuff in your urine to be measured. Even if you get hauled in for DUI, at the station they take another breathalyzer for evidence, not a urine test.
What a load of twaddle. If you don't know then don't just think and talk about something you don't have any experience of. Urine can be tested.
Back at the station you had the choice of giving a blood or urine sample. If you chose a urine sample you got to piss a bladder full away then they would take your next piss for testing. The police would keep a sample and you'd get one so you could pay for own analysis.
I used had because that's what used to happen. Nowadays they might think the modern breathalyzers are accurate enough without the need for a any other kind of sample. Personally I'd try to insist on a sample of some sort being used.
As a first step it should sense if someone's pooped on it -- pooping in the urinal being a sure sign of excessive alcohol intake.
Another method of forcing adverts on to us. Next it will be the cubical set to play you adverts on the back of the door while you are in your fortress of solitude. Sometimes they are nice places to sit quietly and think, now we will have constant media thrown at us.
I'd be inclined to piss on the floor if the bog started playing adverts. Then I'd find another pub.
men love bluetooth.
Does it also analyze the piss and only talk to drunken pee-ers?
"bzz, eep , eep - you require more fibre - bzz, eep, eep"
Brings a new meaning to stream playback.
The brother-in-law of a fellow I know once shot a toilet to pieces. It is assumed that he aimed at it with a pistol he wrongly thought unloaded, though that was not quite his story. But he may have been ahead of the curve.
Without wanting to turn this into another "Americans and guns" borefest, it could easily lead to shot urinals.
Won't somebody think of the khazis?
'Cuz there's not enough e-waste in the world, eh.
Must be fun for whoever gets to change the batteries.
Hmm. I do wonder if New Holland Brewing Company (which is in Holland, Michigan, which is in Ottawa County) will have these.
Beer, because there's only one way to find out...
Is it only men who drive knackered? Not likely.
Come on now...let's be all "equal" and such, and make one for the fair sex.
who misread the headline as NABBED? I was expecting the pissalyzer as well, I fear.
Is the urine the electrolyte for the dry cell pile powering the puck? Just asking ...
The thing about electronics is they always hide or airbrush out the unsightly mains lead.
I'm happy to see that every level of government in Michigan is no longer broke so that this can be done there.
(I almost typed "flush with money", but couldn't bring myself to do it.)
... we'll see these in next year's Darwin Awards.
Why can't the damned things be really useful and sample for alcohol content before they nag? Nothing like being the designate driver and getting robonagged anyway.
Another vision occurs:
"Okay staff, the battery needs changing out in the urino-matic nagometric road-safety module"
"Not it!" "Not it!" "Not it!" "Not on a bet!"
Last I heard of urinal cakes pubs were moving away from them due to theft, apparently it's possible to get high from them or something. Obviously this has either abated (hopefully people saw sense) or the US hasn't had this issue.
Don't have that problem in the US -- the young people here do butthash.
With LCD displays of our very FAVOURITE polticians speaking as they get sprayed.
It's called "talking" the p*ss.