Orange's Healthcare arm has signed up to provide data management to users of implanted cardiac monitors made by device manufacturer Sorin: which is one way to ensure your broadband customers don't churn. Sorin makes various bits of kit for improving the heath of one's heart through cybernetics, including a range of battery- …
"Sorry I can't come in to work today, only I had a firewall problem last night, caught a virus and now I need to re-format my pacemeker"........
As Jo Brand says
The way to a man's heart is with a bread knife.
does that refer to Essex Doctors?
*the one with the fake tan in the pocket. thanks
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