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Orange: The way to a customer's heart is, well, slicing into the body

Orange's Healthcare arm has signed up to provide data management to users of implanted cardiac monitors made by device manufacturer Sorin: which is one way to ensure your broadband customers don't churn. Sorin makes various bits of kit for improving the heath of one's heart through cybernetics, including a range of battery- …

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Sickie....

"Sorry I can't come in to work today, only I had a firewall problem last night, caught a virus and now I need to re-format my pacemeker"........

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As Jo Brand says

The way to a man's heart is with a bread knife.

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Orange healthcare?

does that refer to Essex Doctors?

*the one with the fake tan in the pocket. thanks

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