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Moneybags Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to "married" on Saturday - just one day after floating Facebook on Nasdaq. The 28-year-old billionaire founder of the social network tied the knot with long-term sweetheart Priscilla Chan, who Zuck met at Harvard and started dating in 2004. No hoodie at my nuptials... …

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As Mrs Merton might have put it...

"So Priscilla, what attracted you to the ugly, geeky multi-millionaire Facebook brat?"

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Re: As Mrs Merton might have put it...

Was he a millionaire in 2004?

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Re: As Mrs Merton might have put it...

Ha!

You might add, who f**ked over his only friend.

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Re: As Mrs Merton might have put it...

I guess he's determined to stay in the closet.

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No offence intended but isn't that a lady boy?

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No, Zuckerberg always looks like that.

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No offence?

I'm not sure how saying that a woman, and a guy's new wife, looks like a transexual can be anything other than offensive, shirley??

Not that it isn't funny... :-D

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That is offensive on so many levels. Its offensive to asian women, its offensive to trans women and its offensive to the hubby.

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.. in other words, dangerously close to perfect as insults go - it offends everyone.

Must write that one down somewhere..

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He has no neck.

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"in other words, dangerously close to perfect as insults go - it offends everyone."

You favour a clusterbomb over a rapier?

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Errrrm...

Funny how any white or almost white person is unable to tell if an asian is male or female.

I once dated an asian lady in her 40's and she looked 22! I loved it!

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He has got some neck in the chicken photo I guess...

but that's probably not the sort of neck you're talking about?

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clusterbomb vs. rapier

Definitely clusterbomb - rapiers are too hard to detonate.

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Don't understand

Am I the only one who does not understand how Facebook could possibly be worth USD105bn? Seriously, I just don't get it.

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Re: Don't understand

Same way Google is worth nearly 200 Billion?

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Re: Don't understand

Very unwise stock investment I'd say.

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Re: Don't understand

"... how Facebook could possibly be worth USD105bn?"

Well...its not...at its current price...it now "worth" about USD91bn...and falling.

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*** UPDATE *** @ 1600 EDT - Farcebook Market Cap now @ USD72.7bn...and...well you know where it's going.

Closed @ USD34.03...STILL dropping in "Extended Hours" trading...down to USD33.89

What a shrewed investment.

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Re: Don't understand

Well I think the investment is quite Moled. Or even Gerbilled.

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Bought Thai bride, bitch!

(see title)

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I own part of you now B**** !!!! Get back to work

Having invested in one share I would have expected a better work ethic for my investment TBH. Not Like.

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Good luck to him.

Hope it works out.

He is a seriously scruffy bugger though...

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Re: Good luck to him.

By this sneaky method, he made sure he was the best dressed man at the wedding :)

(Mine's the grey morning coat with the top hat.)

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Re: Good luck to him.

He isn't even the best dressed man in that photo...

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Re: Good luck to him.

Seriously. That thing could go into some kind of Worst Suit hall of fame. None of it fits, the tie is hideous, and his shirt isn't even done up properly. Out of all those squillions he couldn't spend a few measly thousand to retain a decent tailor?

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Re: Good luck to him.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one thinking that. I have to say she's wearing a rather nondescript frock, too, given that she is marrying someone worth tens of billions of dollars.

Still, I wish them both happiness.

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Wow.

They both look ecstatically happy.

Not.

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100 "stunned" peopled attended the nuptials

Did he have to stun them in order to get them to attend?

Sorry, couldn't resist

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Re: 100 "stunned" peopled attended the nuptials

No, just to get them to match the groom's level of expressiveness.

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Re: 100 "stunned" peopled attended the nuptials

No, as soon as the guest list fell below 38 the investors stepped in to buy up the places...

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Re: 100 "stunned" peopled attended the nuptials

I am wondering whether Zuckerberg also thought he was going home to celebrate Chan's medical school graduation, only to end up being pounced upon Cato Fong style, by his good lady dressed in her wdding dress.

Surely, if he had known he was going to his own wedding, he would have hired a better suit down Mosss Brothers or something.

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lololo

it'll never last

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Great idea

After the 9 months of grief pre wedding, all in favour of this method. Saves a tremendous amount of to-ing and fro-ing with in-laws to be, things get done your way :-)

Good luck Mark

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Oh God yes - just going through a build up to a wedding that could have been scripted by Cecil B DeMille - his way is soooo much better

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Re: Great idea

"Good luck Mark"

Do you know the guy then?

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Re: Great idea

Err, no. But I'm not wearing a suit, so I shall be as informal as I like :-)

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A good question is asked over at the BBC:

"But, hey Mark, why did you not do what you tell the rest of us to do, and share your plans with your Facebook friends a few months ago?" - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18142566

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But...

...she better divorce him pretty sharpish while her 'half' is still worth something.

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Re: But...

too late.

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Oh jeez... I guess he's changing his name to Chan then, rather than lumbering her with the tongue numbing Priscilla Zuckerberg?

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Tongue numbing?

I assume you "know" the lady then..

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I seem to recall Adolf Hitler got married in the hours before his empire crumbled around him....

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Godwin's Law

See title

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Oh why didn't he take that photo with Instagram?

Remember Zuck rule number one is don't shit on your own doorstep....

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black tie

to his own wedding.....

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He looks so....

...erm, happy?

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Re: He looks so....erm, happy

They are probably aware that this shot is the one that will be released for the press and therefore will be the one that has several billion smart arse remarks made about it.

How would you feel? In the circumstances, they look almost orgasmic.

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As they dont mind sharing their privates...

Did they have a camera linked from their bridal suite?

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