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Sharper Image, the US gadget shop – a sort of Maplins but with a more regular bathing schedule – is promoting its wares with pictures of curvy starlet Megan Fox in her pants. Noted fondleslab fan Fox can be seen after a hard day's acting, relaxing in her boudoir, trousers off, preparing to tuck herself in for the night. Un- …

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dont approve? sure - I look to the right and there is a pic that could be the same woman heading up your "10 bedroom gadgets" article :)

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I note the subject of the bedroom gadgets image is ambiguously gendered, and is not dressed quite so provocatively. Apples and oranges there, chief.

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Must be censored.. Must be censored.. Must be censored... Must be censored.. Must be censored.... Must be censored....

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"Maplins but with a more regular bathing schedule.

Ha ha!

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Er, once a fortnight is still 'regular'.

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As Professor Donald Trefusis once observed "I have a bath every 6 months whether I need one or not, to do otherwise would be unhygenic"

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Another of my many pet peeves is that transposition of "frequent" and "regular" for that you get an upvote Stike.

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Ah, I was wondering what had happened to La Fox

glad to see she's getting the kind of work her talents demand

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Re: Ah, I was wondering what had happened to La Fox

Still, a little surprised she can work a slab with her wee little thumbs.

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Headmaster

Re: Ah, I was wondering what had happened to La Fox

Who says that she can? The picture does not show the front of the device, leading me to assume that it isn't even turned on, (fnarr fnarrr)

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Re: Ah, I was wondering what had happened to La Fox

So you hadn't seen the trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's 'The Dictator'?

"Ahh Megan, you were worth every penny!"

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I for one

Would like to know when the "Where's the Megan Fox angle?" icon will arrive.

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Butterfly marks are going to play hell with those silk sheets.

IGMC

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Re: Butterfly marks are going to play hell with those silk sheets.

Ok I give up - not even urban dictionary knows what butterfly marks are.

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Re: Butterfly marks are going to play hell with those silk sheets.

I suspect from the context that they're what are referred to on CSI as "biologicals".

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Re: Butterfly marks are going to play hell with those silk sheets.

Indeed. Basically the bedtime version of snow-angels, (in lubricated form). However it's an interesting point that Gordon10 brought up. Was a commonly know expression, but no actual reference on the internet, (well google anyways). Fountain of all knowledge my foot.

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There's tech in this picture?

Sorry......didn't notice

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Phwoar

You should see what's happening in my underpants right now. Talk about 'Transformers'...!

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Well...

If Sharper Image get Megan Fox for their adverts, I wonder who Maplins would get?

Edwina Curry perhaps? (shudder)

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Edwina

You'd hear no complaints from me...

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Filth like this will be banned

Once the dogooders and godsquads get their way!

all joking aside it's a bit sexist and seventies though having a pretty woman with barely any kit on promoting products like this. I reckon the fingers are as they are cos they've airbrushed out the ciggie!

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Shopped!

What's going on with her leg in the left corner of the frame? Something is just disturbing about this photo and I can't put my finger on it.

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Somewhere I read that in a glamor pic the model should be pointing her toes--that is, making her ankle joint as straight as possible. I think she's doing that and it turns out that looking at it from the toe end in an opaque stocking isn't as appealing as in profile and bare.

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"And I j*** in my pants",...

http://youtu.be/JsSEI2Le-so

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Is it a coincidence..

.. that this article was penned by "Hard" Reg?

Tsk tsk tsk :)

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Sharper Image is more of a gadget store, they don't sell resistors and parts like Maplins, just weirdly expensive cameras and beeping keychains.

I thought they had gone out of business, all the shops near me closed down a few years ago. Glad they are still around since I got to see that pic.

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Finally...

The "Oh, Orgasmic" rating is appropriate...

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Happy

You're probably wondering where to find the other pics...

http://www.reghardware.com/2008/10/02/eee_girl_saga_continues/

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...youngsters even now drooling over the pic...

Phew (or should that be Phwoar), I'm still a youngster then, even at 45! Thanks for the compliment guys.

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