Courier mishap sends woman's corpse to shopping club
A mix-up at a freight forwarding firm meant a dead woman's torso was diverted from a research facility in Florida and shipped to a wholesale shopping club in Massachusetts instead. Staff at the headquarters of BJ's Wholessales Club's HQ in Westborough, Mass, were initially unconcerned when the comparatively large package turned …
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Honestly
I'd prefer a reference to Ms Stob's latest. Where's the fun when everyone's doing it, dear?
Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
" We who are already dead, salute you."
Re: Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
Except that it was just the torso that turned up.
Ever seen an armless man do a salute?
Re: Ever seen an armless man do a salute
And if this alleged torso had a tattoo of a saluting Centurian on its sternum, would that satisfy you?
Re: Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
"Perished."
Re: Ever seen an armless man do a salute
> And if this alleged torso had a tattoo of a saluting Centurian on its sternum, would that satisfy you?
Ahh, but that's a picture of a saluting Centurian, not the actual torso saluting, now isn't it? :-P
Re: Ever seen an armless man do a salute
Perhaps I should have put this way.
We who are already dead and tattooed with a saluting Centurian - one or the other of us - salute you.
Better?
Should have come with a note - next time it's your horses head
No Soylent green jokes yet?
No Soylent green jokes yet?
What is the world coming to?
MISERABLE TALE
I CANT IMAGINE THE STUPIDITY OF THOSE INVOLVED IN SHIPPING A DEAD WOMANS TORSO INSTEAD OF STEAKS TO A WHOLESALE CLUB THIS STORY MAKES ME WANT TO EAT MY FINGERS OFF AND SPIT THEM INTO A BLENDER AND THEN MIXING SOME BEEFEATERS AND SOME CELERY SEED IN WITH CLUB SODA AND CREATING
Not an American, so ...
.. Just wondered about this bit "a local cop told the local CBS radio news". I just wonder if that is as in fed them the information or, or simply responded to a question? Sorry, lots of phone hacking going on over here in the UK, and I believe you guys have much the same people controlling the news over there too. :)
Clarice calling
was it delivered with some fava beans and a nice chianti.?
Meat is meat
some folk are uncommonly fussy about where it comes from
Re: Meat is meat
Ah, but some say that meat is murder.
That'll be a crime scene now then.
Re: Meat is murder. Murder most delicious..
As in the best it is.
I never realised you could ship corpses in the mail. This is going to make my murder intimidation so much easier.
Told you...
.... they should have used Arial instead of Courier. Proportional fonts are so much easier for the people working at the distribution centre to read.
A fan of "Firefly" perhaps,...
but forgot to first check if the old war-buddy was still working there.
"BJ's"
Hee hee, "BJ's". Look, it says "BJ's". BJ's!
OK, I'm done.
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