Wow, that's some deep-rooted resentment
Something's causing this bitterness and repressed rage, and as a caring Internet citizen I consider it my moral duty to help you through this. So come on, what happened?
- Did you queue up all night for a new iPad only to find they had more than enough for everyone?
- Did the local Apple store escort you to the door when they caught you dribbling on a MacBook?
- Did they refuse to sell you an iPod Touch because you were only twelve and tried to use your mum's credit card?
We can only help you if you open up, so please, you owe it to yourself to admit your true feelings.