Good, but not as good as cricket commentator Brian Johnston's
"There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle” (1961)
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" (1976)
and my favourites
RTE's George Hamilton commentating as Emilio Butreguanio leaves pitch: "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!"
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."