As a young boy, my favourite story was the one about Goldilocks and the three bears. I'm sure you remember how that fairy tale went: a curly-haired blonde girl greedily gobbles up the porridge from different bowls until she gets to the taste sensation that is "just right". Why do I want to share this with you on such a glorious …
Can i have some of what this guy's smoking please?
Did someone get paid for this?
And if so, why?
the first day of April could have something to do with this "article"
Remember to thank your wife...
... for the sprinklings of LSD on your porridge
What the F... Hell was that all about?
I should have thought it was obvious.
Its a day in the life of the average entrepreneur at Silicon Roundabout.
Re: Ideas Bear
A whole fruit basket in this case, I dare say...
It is not unusual for me to have difficulty understanding some of the articles........
.......published on El Reg now and then. Usually however it is because the field concerned within IT is so far outside my knowledge that I have difficulty following the gist of the piece. This article on the other hand is the second* in the last couple of days or so when I have been entirely convinced that one had to be on drugs to have any hope of connecting with it. When you feel like publishing in an earth language (current within the last two thousand years or so) please do get back to me.
El Reg Usually has Sundays Off
Just how often does April 1st fall on a Sunday?
Do you guys have a rota? Or is voluntary? "Who's up for Sunday, this time?"
Do you get a day off in Looe? West Looe or East Looe?
Re: El Reg Usually has Sundays Off
The most recent 5 Reg articles were posted at Saturday 06:00, Saturday 10:00, Sunday 05:00, Sunday 09:00, Sunday 10:00, which says to me they were pre-written and automatically posted at those specific times, I don't think anyone went into the office over the whole weekend.
Just off the Press ...
Siri mauled by Ideas Bear.
What the Press Boffins are saying ...
"This Story Has Legs, if your weasel little brother doesn't tear them off and hide them from mum"
"The date 4/11 will live in infamy for at least another 10 days"
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