[It takes more than severe first-degree burns from a drug-related snowboard accident to keep our Tech Venture Capitalist down. This week finds him recuperating, and in a reflective mood - Ed] Where's the Bong? I've been away - but only to hell and back. Let me explain. It was all going so well in the sunshine at Tignes. The …
Holy crap! Its razorfish all over again!
Pint - coz we had an on-site boozer
WTF did I just read up there?
For some reason all I can seem to remember is "lets make love" :P
I need a dictionary!
This is making me forget definition of sarcasm - may'be my bladder units need recalibrated?
Best thing on El Reg ...
... since the much-missed Hunter S Thompson spoofs :)
Can anyone translate this to an Earth language?
I'd wager one has to drink the Bong water.
Can't be done as it would require downing rather a lot of acetone and I promised my wife I'd never do that again - still can't get anything to grow where I puked, concrete even rots.
The individual words appear to be taken from English but they seem to have been thrown together arbitrarily.
Perhaps the author was testing a new rnd() function?
hell, I think i'd accept venusion..
When did AMFM get a column?
What is this tripe?
It was funny the first time . . .
. . . now just stop it.
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Ugly little podge, isn't he?
satire and fact elide....
Luke Bozier exists?? Possibly?? Don't know why though.
This has a few almost funny lines, but....
95% of it is crapoo-la.
We don't need more trust fund kids whining about their adventures.
A BOFH for the new Millenium?
Steve Bong indeed.
I wondered what had happened to Nathan Barley: http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/
The Bozier Mench combo has really worked well. Love the site. Maybe its time to monetize it with some regenerating popups.
Much ado about nothing ....... more needs to be done
Some intelligent leading content would be nice as a replacement for the present flashy waste of vacant space displayed, t_lark. Such would then surely generate money, which is a great trick.
no idea who nick from the apprentice is, so when mrs NH asks who's he i repplied, Just some cunt... she pissed hersel.
weird thing is i was right as it turns out.
Brilliant article! thank got for the silicon cul-de-sac
Lol nick the dick is a reg reader. poor thing :-)
I have no idea what I just read...
...but it has left me frightened and confused and hugging my knees in the corner.
I don't care wht the nay-sayers say ...
... Bong is great! He fits nicely with the humour on "Twenty Twelve" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00yw1t9). "These will be known as the games that changed the way the world dries its hands" ...
Worth a chuckle
... in my book, anyway. I thought the Ayn Rand / RAND Corp bit was funny.
Ah! Someone has just refined the algorythm
that the spanners use to compose their nonsensical filler and are just showing off.
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