A startup has crapped-in on the social network fad, offering toilet paper custom-printed with the Twitter feed of your choice. Yes, the aptly named Shitter service takes a stream of Tweets from a Twitter account and reproduces them in bog roll form. A trending bathroom accessory, perhaps? Shitter The Tweet sheets can be …
Reading On the Floor Leaking My Arsehole Out
Really Old Fart Leaving Messy Anal Output
Sums the whole soshial meeja nonsense up nicely
Was the embargo date on the press release Sunday, by any chance?
3 days early?
All hail the Twitterati
People used to suffer from a bad case of Verbal Diarrhea.
Now it appears as though they might have the Twitter Shits or Twitter Skitter.......
By the way is this the Anal or the Verbal version ?
Some Features of Twitter Should be Disabled
Retweet for one.
I would hope it was software. Nothing worse than wiping with bog roll as rough as sand paper.
...sounds like an awesome idea...until you start thinking about the ink rubbing off.
New keyboard icon, because that's the closest representation of ink mixing with feces I can find...
Just Confirms my ARSEumption
Blog = Blocked Log = you are full of shit
Micro Blogging = consequence of having a blog???
As the article says, it's a bit pricey but my birthday's coming up so if anyone fancies buying me a four pack of Piers Morgan I'd be very grateful :o)
... proof that Twitter is a load of shite!
What next? Faecesbook?
Could someone explain how many tweets I get to a roll?
At last a use for Stephen Fry's Twitter feed.
I'm half tempted to get a twitter account now
Now that they've found a use for all those idiotic celebrity brain farts.
Says it all really.
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