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A startup has crapped-in on the social network fad, offering toilet paper custom-printed with the Twitter feed of your choice. Yes, the aptly named Shitter service takes a stream of Tweets from a Twitter account and reproduces them in bog roll form. A trending bathroom accessory, perhaps? Shitter The Tweet sheets can be …

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FAIL

ROFLMAO......

......not really.

Re: ROFLMAO......

Reading On the Floor Leaking My Arsehole Out

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Re: ROFLMAO......

Really Old Fart Leaving Messy Anal Output

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Windows

Perfect description

Sums the whole soshial meeja nonsense up nicely

Errrr...

Was the embargo date on the press release Sunday, by any chance?

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Happy

Accidentally issued

3 days early?

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All hail the Twitterati

People used to suffer from a bad case of Verbal Diarrhea.

Now it appears as though they might have the Twitter Shits or Twitter Skitter.......

By the way is this the Anal or the Verbal version ?

Some Features of Twitter Should be Disabled

Retweet for one.

Reg Hardware?

I would hope it was software. Nothing worse than wiping with bog roll as rough as sand paper.

Coffee/keyboard

Interesting...

...sounds like an awesome idea...until you start thinking about the ink rubbing off.

New keyboard icon, because that's the closest representation of ink mixing with feces I can find...

Anonymous Coward

Just Confirms my ARSEumption

Blog = Blocked Log = you are full of shit

Micro Blogging = consequence of having a blog???

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Pint

Piers Morgan

As the article says, it's a bit pricey but my birthday's coming up so if anyone fancies buying me a four pack of Piers Morgan I'd be very grateful :o)

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At last...

... proof that Twitter is a load of shite!

Coat

What next? Faecesbook?

Coat

Next is..

Micro-bogging.

Happy

How many?

Could someone explain how many tweets I get to a roll?

Ha

At last a use for Stephen Fry's Twitter feed.

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I'm half tempted to get a twitter account now

Now that they've found a use for all those idiotic celebrity brain farts.

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Twatter

Says it all really.

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