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Filthy-minded scammers wasted little time latching onto the news that Jenna-Louise Coleman will join Doctor Who in the TARDIS later this year. The BBC announcement on Wednesday unsurprisingly made the name of the 25-year-old actress a trending topic on Twitter. Porno spammers latched onto this trend by mentioning "Jenna-Louise …

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Anonymous Coward

What a lot of sad sad, very sad people about.

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@ very sad people

Indeed. But happily our fellow El Reg readers are all upstanding members of society, and not a single one of *them* is currently staring vacantly into space, imagining what this hypothetical grumbleflick involving the new Dr Who assistant (and/or the old one) would entail.

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Re: @ very sad people

"upstanding members"

[INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE]

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Commentard straw poll

If, in 2012, you'll let yourself be led by the dick past the Elysian Fields of free pornography (i.e., 79% of the entire Internet) and into a sadly unsatisfying screwjob such as this one -- is there any hope left for you?

Upvote for 'no'; downvote for 'yes'.

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Scammers Knows Their Mark

Hey, it worked before, it will definitely work again. The filthy mind of a mark is a wonderful thing.

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Pint

Re: Scammers Knows Their Mark

Well, when you consider that one of the more frequent comments on a new female assistant is

"Would I shag her?" I guess they are easy pickings and possibly deserve it.

( half a troll icon)

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Unhappy

"When I examined the page, ..."

I'm in the wrong job

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jai
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Re: "When I examined the page, ..."

quote I found that each of the videos

sounds like he examined it very very thoroughly indeed

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Twitter scams and spam.. not news.

Pretty much every trending topic on twitter becomes hijacked by scammers and spammers at some point..... I'm sure most Reg readers know this already.

Most links promising pornography delivered by the method described above fail to deliver on the promised goods.... I'm sure most Reg readers know this too.

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Joke

Re: Twitter scams and spam.. not news.

I wasn't too sure about your comment on links. I thought it wise to check so went through our spam traps and clicked on a few of the links in the emails pushing the free videos.

I now completely agree that there are no videos on the sites where these links point to, but at least I didn't get anything nasty on my comp

Click Here for amazing Videos of Dancing gurls

Cheap v1agrers here, fast shipment

Business Opportunity from Mrs Mary Anjumal, click to complete the application

uter. I think I got off lightly really!

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Pint

"Filthy-minded scammers"

Targeting filthy-minded people, surely there's nothing new there ?

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Happy

Disgusting!

I thought everybody knew it's Leela that wins the Doctor Who companion competition, or it's maybe me feeling old again?

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Pint

You mean one-eyed Leela from Futurama?

Now there's a cross-over.

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Re: You mean one-eyed Leela from Futurama?

I seem to recall a one-eyed villain in Doctor Who some years ago.

As for Leela, I always felt that Louise Jameson let herself go after she left the series.

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Let herself go to Tenko

Well she did spend how many years in a Japanese PoW camp...

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Anonymous Coward

'Seasonal Suicide Notes' by Roger Lewis

had an observation about a past Dr Who assistant in a foot note. Incredibly crude, barely printable...

Gentlemen, can I really be alone when seeing the pout of the bang-ready Billie and thinking "Christ, I could get my balls in there?"

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It's said by some that a long-term Doctor Who viewer's favourtie depends who had the role when the viewer hit puberty.

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Unhappy

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bonnie Langford yuk.

Seriously it was Leela & Romana. yum

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Re: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Which Romana? I was always a Sarah Jane fan, but I liked the second Romana.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me too - but Christ the TARDIS acted better than she did!

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Windows

So it all leads to a... Twitter follow?

Crikey the spammers are getting unimaginative aren't they, back in my day you clicked on some dodgy porn link and you got a nasty dial-up trojan.

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So that's what's going on

I saw the wikipedia vandalism claiming again and again that she did anal porn and figured it was Karen Gillan fanboys getting revenge on their beloved's successor.

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Anonymous Coward

Re: So that's what's going on

Every time I think of Karen Gillan I can't help chuckling at that "miniskirted pouting in SPAAAAAACE" comment someone made here a while back.

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: So that's what's going on

You'll have to forgive me. I glanced at your comment and the phrase "Pigs... In... SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE" suddenly came to mind!

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Re: So that's what's going on

Miniskirted pouting in space is pretty much a required skill for the doctor's companions and always has been.

Well, except the seasons he spent exiled on earth. Then it was just miniskirted pouting.

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Geeky is the new Sexy

Actually I find that the more common one appears to be "I got Pumped in 6 weeks by following this simple rule" Ads more apparent.

It appears as though us Geeks can now get the girl owing to the fact we can install printers/sounds systsems/teach them how to use their smart phones.

The problem is now, how to stop getting beaten up. Hence the evolution of the scam.

Once us Geeks have beefed up we just need to do something about those personalities.

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Anonymous Coward

the vital statistic

How tall is she ? Apparently this determines the height of a dalek's eyepiece...

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