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why is there an Apple forum?

Is it so you can segregate the cultists away from non-religious people?

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

People seem to want to talk about Apple. But what we giveth we can taketh away-eth.

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

"People seem to want to talk about Apple."

Apparently not ...

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

Several months ago, there was a board meeting at The Register offices, with Mr Orlowski and the sub-editors in attendance. The meeting covered opening up the comments section into a full-blown forum. They discussed the pros and cons of such an action; increased page hits, potential liabilities and so on.

At the very end, one of the sub-editors said, "This "dogged" guy, what can we do to troll this bastard as hard as humanly possible?" and bingo, an Apple sub-forum was born.

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

"This "dogged" guy, what can we do to troll this bastard as hard as humanly possible?"

Eighteen months later, especially in a dead thread, the irony is almost palpable.

Re: why is there an Apple forum?

I've got one on my desk, I'll eat it after lunch

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

Surely the best place for an apple is in a pi? (I have one at home right now dreaming of custard).

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Re: why is there an Apple forum?

I also like to Joke and you? So, start today.

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It's a Herding Device ..

.. get all of us Apple-bashers (not a euphemism) into one place where we’re easier to ignore.

You know it makes sense ..

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Re: It's a Herding Device ..

I, for one, love bashing apples. Well, pressing them anyway. Homemade Gravenstein Cider and Cyser are lovely, both still and sparkling. The non-alcoholic apple juice is nice, too. The fruit itself is tasty, but it doesn't keep very well[1], that's why I preserve it with fermentation. I would never accidentally leave a 35 gallon batch of hard Cider in the walk-in meat freezer overnight ...

Oh ... You mean the multi-billion dollar multinational named after the Beatles record label? ::shrugs:: Personally, we have an aging iMac that the Wife sometimes uses for video editing. Works for her, once in a while. Other than that, no iFads here ... Not bashing them, we just don't see a need for useless eyecandy bolted onto a coms tool.

[1] I grow Braeburns & Fujis for long-term storage.

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yes im sure People seem to want to talk about Apple.as its a trending topic and also ipad 3 has been creating waves around since its launch

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Because it's Insanely Great.

An Apple forum is needed

just in case there is ever a problem with one, we can go to the forum and get advice.

not a fangrl, just a satisfied user. when I migrated to pc from mac I always missed my mac features. after years on windows I went back to mac. I never missed those features.

A forum to help with all kinds of apple problem.

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Happy

Spot the obvious fail....

...because nothing ever goes wrong with Apple gear and it's all so perfect.

Apple is popular ,that is why it is here

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