Other considerations aside
Things just ain't funny when repeated too often (I guess we all know someone who repeats Python sketches verbatim?)
Maybe the Reg can install a 'sell-by-date' plugin in its CMS and/or comments system. Wilful use of some of the riper cliches will incur a financial or physical penalty.
Commentard, freetard, or any other -tad
More, newer, cliches please!