Reg Hardware Sex Week Even in the hearts of Apple fanboys, there's room to love another human being as well as machinery. But it's better if the human receiving that love also has an iPad, say those who are presumably experts in the matter. Working on the basis that Apple fanbois/girls will be happier if they date other …
You can publish it in one or two parts ...
... but no matter how you fondle it, it still isn't another human being.
If I ever evaluate potential incubators for the next generation of my genes based on their computer preferences rather than their hip and tit size, someone castrate me, please.
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