A team of robot reseachers have developed a prototype of internet-based remote kissing devices that – for reasons unexplained – comes in two versions, one a cartoonish bunny, the other a cow. The bunny, well, The Reg can accept, seeing as how a juvenile oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus might be some folks' idea of kissable …
Haven't people married cows: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830794-man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding
There, the confusion is over...
If it breaks will it be...
...kiss kiss bang bang?
Then a software glitch
switches from a recording to a live webcam and you see your kissing partner was using the device at the other end of their anatomy.
I guess a tongue attachment is an extra $50
If it stick a pair of hobby servos in a football and cover it in silicone sealant do I get a research grant too?
I honestly think the rotating straw was a better idea, and that's saying a lot considering how hilariously bad it was. This is what happens when you let design students attempt something best left to (lonely) engineers.
oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus
Sorry, but I keep reading a completely different word in the middle there. Something to do with kissing certainly.
Didn't Howard and Raj....
.... experiment with something like this in the Big Bang Theory...?!
Yes they did to allow Leonard and Priya to maintain their long distance relationship, the demo however was fairly disturbing and in my mind confirms Leonards mothers theory. about those two.
There is too much money in the world, and too many people with too little to meaningfully do.
Really, is the very, very best way that money can be spent? Malaria anyone? Aids?
F.F.S. I despair.
Well this COULD evolve into something of an AIDS prevention device if people end up "making love" by proxy rather than directly ... I'd think it'd take the fun out of it somewhat personally but hey, some people will like it.
So you live in a one bedroom flat devoid of decoration, without television or music. You own no consumer electronics except those required for you to do your job (which is directly related to aids and malaria relief) You eat only the cheapest food you possibly can, don't own a car, walk everywhere, wear only clothes from second hand shops and spend every spare penny on aids and malaria relief?
Because every penny not spent on aids and malaria relief is wasted isn't it.
That was quite sarcastic, but its because I strongly disagree with your comments. This may not be a world changing way to spend money, and honestly it looks quite pants to me, but I'm glad R&D is being done, because I work away from home a lot and sometimes a phone call isn't enough.
Ah, final proof, if any more was required.
Obviously the developers of these devices have only the most tenuous grasp of sexual technique. Real men can make love using just ASCII.
Who needs your wimpy 7-bit lowercase stuff ? Real men can make love in Baudot.
Baudot? Morse code is the language of passion.
It's all in the name
Morse-code willy waving contest.
According to the graffiti in the ladies toilets, you're all dot and no dash!
Yes and theirs actually looked more believable (no idea if it's made up or real).
My main issue with the video is that she looks about 12 and he about 35. Presumably for the type of men buying this, that's an on-target advert?
Jordan may have a business model.
(No not the Middle East Jordan you fools, the one with the comedy fake tits and too much makeup)
I love the fact that its been so badly designed, that even in the promotional video, they've got to stand it on a Styrofoam cup!
I am concerned about the risks of a man-in-the-middle attack.
So, how long before someone interfaces this with a Roomba...
It's only a matter of time before there is a sheep version!
Further on security...
My only concern is, how wide does the mouth actually open, and is there a safety catch to keep it from closing too quickly?
Next step in pron evolution ?
We all time to time notice some new "trends" or "categories" in online porn, some call it simply perversions.
Well to me the next obvious step in online porn is remotely controlled robotic arms.
All this live cam workers could have a simple robotic arm(s) which can picku up ex. a dildo or a lube or a webcam and so on. This can also work in the other direction eg. robotic arm mounted on observer side which is controled by the "sex worker".
Easy way to make some dosh from off the shelve equipment. Simple robotic arm is 50 quid in maplin.
Porn industry is a pioneer in many ways so lets see what happens. To me simple handshake with online conversation partner would do ;)
P.S. Mine is the one with thai and arabic number 4 in the pocket.
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