With bellies still recovering from festive banquets, feasting your eyes on these Star Wars snacks could be enough to put you off food for life. But we've never been one to hold back on news to make you squirm. Belgian fast food chain Quick will celebrate the cinema release of Star Wars: Episode 1 3D with three themed burgers, …
Strong with fat is this one
Much cholesterol in their blood is there
Not long for this world will they be
When 900 of these you have consumed,
Look as good you will not!
Pedantic the boring grammer nazi is
Wrong have you phrased your post. Be as follows it should:
"Much cholesterol in their blood there is"
With a verb should your sentence end.
Head for the Heads
Arrrgh, mmmmphh , the Empire is striking back from both ends at the same time . . .
Quick burgers are pretty good, not as good as a whopper but way better than a macvomit. can't wait :)
Quick is the worst of the lot! Half-sized "sliders" with disgusting mayo and cardboard bread...
You lost all credibility...
You lost all credibility when you claim the Whopper is better than what McDonald's offers. Yes there are many burgers better than McD's but Burger King doesn't have one of them.
I assume you have no working taste buds....
there is nothing that comes out of McD's* better than in BK*, with the exception than the change in your pocket.... they say you get what you pay for and you do pay a lot more in BK* than McD's* but the food is a bucket load better...
saying that its all shite really, just better tasting shite...
*other fast food outlets are available
For me just the name Quick brought back happy memories and they were far better than any other fast food offering available in Brussels about twenty years ago. Nowadays my desire for burgers is greatly reduced to at the very most four times a year and the only preference for Burger King over MacDonalds or vice-versa is the size of the queue. As they always seem to come in pairs the shortest queue wins.
You want a good burger, come to the states.
And avoid the fast food chains.
In Chicago, there's a lot to consider and none of the fast food joints can even come close. Of course. You end up spending more money but your stomach and e coli and intestines will thank you!
re: You want a good burger, come to the states
I have to agree,
I was in Florida last year and the burger I had at Sizzler was AWESOME !!!
I've said it before, I'll say it again: the best burgers come off of grills in backyards. Some are better than others, but most are FAR better than any burger that comes in a bag. The best ones, in my opinion, come off of charcoal powered grills.
Burger in black....
Evil I tell ya. Evil!
I must have one.
Is that pure garlic in the top of the Yodaburger?
It's mozzerella. It actually looks rather tasty to me.
Not Yodaburger. I meant Jediburger.
Just wait 'til someone puts that on a menu, and runs it though the spellchecker without proofreading it afterwards...
You made me spit my coffee all over the keyboard.
take your prick !!!
Grill or grill not.
There is no fry.
Do they do shakes?
For Star Wars suckers...
Use the sauce Luke
They're also doing an "Admiral Akbar"
IT'S A WRAP!
Obligatory Robot Chicken ref
Your tastebuds can't repel taste of this magnitude!
Zog gets my vote
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White things on the Jedi burger???
What are those white things on top of the Jedi burger? String cheese? Scallops? Turnip sticks? Tentacles?
My guess would be that it's diced celeriac.
It's an Episode 1 burger, so obviously they are Midichlorians.
Mozzerella cheese according to the site I found when I went looking.
Also available in 3D, apparently
I'd certainly hope so.
Point of note: surely the "dark burger" should have red dyed bun with chilli's/tomatoes, and Yoda's should be kiddie-sized, barf-tastic green and with lettuce and cucumber, maybe?
Dark Vador's just looks totally barf.
I bet it will be. Because knowing Lucas you can be sure that this fastfood restaurant had to cough up some big bucks in order to obtain the right to use these trademarks.
Still odd though; if you want to appeal to the geeks; wouldn't a "Sith burger" have made much more sense (instead of the 'Jedi burger') ?
Problem is that 5 minutes after you buy one George Lucas turns up and swaps all of your food with raw turnip and suet, because that's how he originally intended it.
Don't touch it . . . it's evil!
The Dark Burger looks like a regular Giant burger (I've had it) in every way...except for the strange dots on the cheese. I can't decide between the Midichlorian theory and mad milkcow disease...
They need to offer these with a choice of pickles or fries on the side....
So I can say to other diners "Your dills are no match for the power of the dark fries!!"
Mine's the black cowled robe on the hook over there. No, don't worry, I can get it using telekinesis....
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