That is all...
Will they have tenctonise as well?
An enterprising Nevada brothel owner has decided to cash in on the fame of Area 51 and offer alien-hungry tourists the chance to get their rocks off in a sci-fi themed knocking shop. Bordello vet Dennis Hof has acquired a "disgusting, terrible" house of ill-repute some 90 miles (145km) northwest of Las Vegas which, with the …
That is all...
Will they have tenctonise as well?
The girls should dress up as Leela from Futurama. There's no better looking cyclops in the universe. I was momentarily considering the 3 breasted alien from Total Recall.
... pinched the idea from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy which had Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six!
I like the idea of having sex with Zaphod Beeblebrox's sister. The idea of having sex with a girl with two heads creates all sorts of interesting fantasies.
Paris .. because it is obvious ...
Make sure you double check they aren't male.
..... which is maybe why you called them 'Arcutians'.
Personally, I'd like to see the cat-nuns from Doctor Who. There's something about watching a woman take her wimple off.... and all that fur!!
Greetings and Salutations
And I suspect that the cat nuns may have been inspired by the Cordwainer Smith story "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell" which is a well written and thoughtful examination of racism, love and the challenges of life.
His cover of "Common People" (assisted by Joe Jackson) is actually pretty damn good!
Worth listening to his "Has Been" track too in order to get his own opinion of his many (mistaken) mockers.
a google search for Shatner and Friday should bring up Ralph Garman's genius impersonation, well worth a watch
Maybe he'll do 'Common People'.....that kind of works. Sort of his musical 'Boston Legal' moment.
... to buy shares in body-paint producers. What with Orion Slave Girls, Andorians, Trill, Nav'i, Nebari, Delvians, (and they are the ones off the top of my head), this is one sector of the market that is going to see an upturn ... (pun intended!)
Princess Leia - in that slavegirl outfit! :)
Once you go Grey, then you have to Pay!
They will be a non-geek moneyman's designer's interpretation of geekiness and completely miss out on the authentic detailing that authentic geeks WILL notice (being geeks, after all). Sci-fi geeks will spot a 'fake' alien, even if they couldn't spot a fake orgasm.
who would have no idea what to do with himself in any kind of whorehouse, skiffy-themed or otherwise. (And I should know. But then who needs to pay for sex anyway? So tawdry!)
Twi'leks? OK, so they'd need loads of body paint and some rather creative head gear, but if the girls and punters are so inclined...
Clearly, you guys are fixated on the wrong shows: I'm expecting Inara Serra, and her sisters.
hahahaha, my eye first saw "Knock-up Shop", and I envisioned NT Aliens impregnating terrestrial humans", and then recalled the "Alien Jerky" sign I saw around Barstow, CA years ago.
... of a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode where one of them shouts "No. No! They're doing it clown-style!!!!!"
Ok, just me, then.
...Wookiees for the Furry trade?
...Amputees with metallic "attachments" for She-Terminator fans?
...7 of 9 impersonators?
... Okay... Fine... 7 of 9 impersonators... Check...!
...And, of course, all of the Ferengi women... wear CLOTHES!
As far as the least discerning customer's wallet, that's how far -- and not an inch further. All you're doing right now is disappointing yourself in advance.
(Though, honestly, if you haven't discovered by now that reality goes well with only with the most pedestrian of fantasies -- of which the above, one and all, are not* -- then I don't know why I should expect any better sense out of you than I would out of a transhumanist or a Singularitarian.)
* No, not even the 7-of-9 impersonator. What, do you think women with figures like Jeri Ryan's grow on trees?
You *DO* realize that I was being facetious, right...?
...Didn't think I needed to telegraph it with the "Joke Alert" icon. Sorry.
Jerry Ryan's Seven-Of-Nine voluptuous figure was skillfully assisted by a bodysuit/corset/boob enhancing costume.
well, personally I would hope they would be doing interesting things with weather balloons. If they do, I'll be there!
I hope they have a vending machine with Viagra?
Will the Na'vi Neytiri be there as well?
No mention of anal probes?
inevitably leads to Cartman's rectum and we don't want to go there.
What about some Klingon women?
And no one has mentioned Jadzia Dax ?!
Zev from Lexx?
Original trek female crew uniform seems quite achievable, though a lot of this stuff would be solidly protected by trademark law.
Still, generic spacecraft interiors ought to be possible. Maybe a touch of steampunk. Green body paint is almost geberic enough that they could get away with it, but body paint tends to rub off. I have, a time or two, seen some pretty effective paint jobs, things such as fur and snakeskin, but I doubt they could cope with the maintenance.
On the whole, I doubt they could fake my fantasies. See "A Reconsideration of anatomical docking manouvers in a sero-gravity environment".
Obviously, the name of the place really should be "Area 69".
Paris, because she knows all about the "wrong area".