The mother of a 10-year-old boy in Coventry has been expressing her shock after a demonstration model of Apple’s iPhone 4S swore at her son. Kim Le Quesne told the Coventry Telegraph that her son Charlie was out shopping with his father in a local branch of Tesco, saw the handset in a display and asked the Siri personal …
The phone replied by tellin... him to “Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***.”
“The phone read my mind,” Mrs Le Quesne said.
I'm gonna do that next time my mates leave their phones on the pub table when out smoking.
Although they dont do it that much these days cos their alarms tend to go off at 3.00 am
Seems like a passcode would stop that...
Of course, if you are with friends you would think that wasn't necessary.
Ummm, your friends must be tamer than mine. The pranksters I hang out with would do this in a heartbeat because I AM their friend. They would not however pull something like that intentionally on a stranger like what was done here.
But an unprotected phone in a shop? Lax info security policy...
Might finally a reason for me to get an iPhone. How do I get it to say that to the missus?
You need a phone to say it? Coward! ;)
... even more curious ...
what the missus would say BACK.
... even more curiouserer ...
What about two Siri's talking to each other?!
Finally, a 21st century version of 10 PRINT 'Fuck Off'.... 20 GOTO 10
Got a good laugh from this one. Now I'm sitting here wondering if I should revert back to my adolescent days and go mess with display iPhones...
I was looking for that
I'm wondering how many iPhones are about to be "Updated" in the stores.
Best thing is.. this was in the UK where people are pretty understanding. In the U.S., I can imagine all the law suits about to turn up.
I think it's about time that Apple allows people to set a password for things like that haha
Some one got tired
of changing all the windows screen savers to say "Tesco sucks" with a password I guess.
Many years ago...
... local computer shops would have demo programs which would ask you to input your name. Naturally nobody would think of inputting the name "Idiot" in and then scrolling the page so "press enter" was the only bit visible such that when enter was pressed, the presser would be greeted with "Hello Idiot!"
And certainly nobody would edit the list of words in a Basic Hangman program to add a fine selection of obscenities either...!
I only did it to my own machine,
but having just acquired a copy of ResEdit for my MacLC, the hostess in the game "Wheel of Fortune" first lost most of her clothes, then aquired a rarther large wardrobe of sleazy outfits, then became male. There were two bitmaps - one at rest, and one smiling and waving (swapped in when you won a turn). Lets just say my final version of the nude male host wasn't waving his arm (though he certainly was smiling a lot)!
oh the humor of it all.
I would LOVE to have a phone like that!
Ask the fine commentard LarsG for his, you'll be doing him a favour.
How much are they suing for?
It misses on the most important detail -- how high do they rate their moral losses and how much do they want from Tesco/Apple/world+dog?
Mine's the one with the disclaimer not to use as parachute on the tag.
No doubt she's already been in touch with the Compensayshun Lawyers...
But of course
Definitely compo, they're tesco shoppers
That used to link the keyboard chip to the sound chip on a BBC model B. Made any further typing a sonic experience. Time of course to leave the Dixons.
Can I get that as a ringtone?
A brand new kind of joke(mal)ware is born.
Can Someone Think About the Children ?
Let's ban everything the Matronic Alliance does not like.
Oh well, it shows the sort of people who shop there.
My local one if full of Chavs & Squaddies swearing 16 to the dozen so this does not surprise me in the least.
There's a photo of the family on the Daily Mail website, and the phone does seem to be correct.
... you just made me laugh out loud! I am getting very strange looks from people - it isn't usual for any laughter to be heard here ...
well, they got off bloody lightly
...if they went running to the Daily Heil. I've a few more words for them....
I ASKED SIRI.....
What her favorite food was, a voice replied, "f*****g w****r'
It wasn't Siri, it was the guy standing behind me in the queue.
Deserved, how I hate my works phone.
Are you Rude Kid's mother?
We seem to have reached the point...
... where the press are more interested in "An electronic device called my child a c**t" stories than in "A footballer ****ed my c**t" stories. Not sure whether this represents progress or the nadir of Western civilization.
Call me "Shut the fuck up you ugly twat."
Not much of a hack, is it?
Apple store here I come!
What's the t*** word that can't be printed?
I have a Minolta Xg camera that let you record your own shutter sound.
For a lark I got mine to say 'Paedo' every time I took a picture.
Then a girl friend was going on holiday and wanted to borrow a camera. Two days later I got a text asking 'Why does the camera keep saying paedo?' - oops, guess I forgot to reset the sounds!
It shouldn't be...
...that funny, but I've just had tears streaming down my face imagining it! Bravo!
Confirms the user base
No real surprise that an uncultivated lot are big users.
Which word didn't she understand?
...do these apparently-cloned suburban housewives really think that Apple said, "Hey, it'd be a great idea to have our phones fling obscene invective at people who ask innocuous questions! Yeah! Now, if only we could find a way for it to punch the user in the face when they place a call..."
I mean, really? Why are they never asked anything aside from, "Exactly how enraged -are- you, Mrs. Stockcuffer?" OK, I know that one, but geez, I'd really like to know how they think this happened and who did it...
In this case at least it seems that Mrs. Gobknoblin is blaming Tesco for their ignoring the issue, rather than accusing them of having a foul plot to create an army of superchavs by teaching young children what a curse sounds like without the children knowing that the words are supposed to be curses (if they already know, then presumably the ship has already sailed).
Also, am I the only one who's thinking about ncurses now? :/
Glad to see it still happens...
Back in the days when DOS was prime, and windows software was in the up-and-coming stage, I was testing some corporate windows (win16) software.
Under normal conditions, windows was run in the autoexec.bat, but I tried running the windows software under a DOS prompt anyway (I was bored and had time on my hands, so sue me).
Where I was expecting the standard "this is a windows program" message (forgive me for paraphrasing, this was a long time ago), instead, it went along the lines of "this is not DOS software you fucking moron".
While this may have been acceptable for shareware of the time, it wouldn't cut it for corporates on the off chance they want to have a "play" with their computer. These guys pay a rediculous amount of money for the software, and bucketloads more for the data feed. No really, the fees are just plain fucking scary. So no, callilng them fucking morons was not on, these guys have heavy duty lawers on the payroll for normal day to day work, so taking us to the cleaners for a "funny" statement would have been a breakfast snack to them.
I did report the "bug" to management. I suppose the programmer responsible who thought it was funny at the time, would still have a sore arse today. Whoever it was, sorry dude, but I can't let something like that slide. No matter how funny *I* found it. :-)
Yes he can.
I used to have a special version of command.com with a whole bunch of the messages changed... Ah, what sweet naive innocent entertainmants we had back then [fx nostalgic glow]. Later on we moved on to the delights of customised Windows shells. What happened to those carefee days of youth?
I hacked up command.com on my 286, back when I was, what, 12 or so... only problem was that one time I accidentally saved it with CRLFs and didn't notice. Hellooo, file system with 47,000 lost clusters! And that's a lot on a 40mb drive.
Still kickin' myself over that one. Luckily, my copy of Duke Nukem was on the other drive.
...I remember wiping about 30 - 40 Win95 machines in a Byte superstore once.
Amazing what you can do in an autoexec.bat. Ahh deltree, how we loved you.
Still they learnt about Screensaver passwords quickly.
And about 3 weeks later, they learn't how pointless they were on Win95 machines.
well I've worked for the original parent company for about 14 years now.
I remember a mate telling me that he and a colleague were developing a system and had become bored with the error messages while testing it. To relieve the tedium they played silly B's with the error message data table, with an incentive of free beer for the one making the other laugh out loud in the office. A rich vein of comedic material was supplied by the fact that the client was a Merchant Banker.
Their boss learned the value of checking with the developers before demoing the unfinished system to the client the hard way......
"client was a Merchant Banker"
Cockney rhyming slang?
great, that's another level to add to my new iphone game "compo hunter". So far I just got the "trip over pavement cracks and sue the council" and "spill coffee on yourself in mcdonalds" levels done, this would make an ideal bonus round. Might leave it running on phones in tesco.
Another outing for the "spill coffee on yourself" ignorant rant from Daily Mail-type correspondents.
@casinowilhelm: "So far I just got the "trip over pavement cracks and sue the council""
hehe, I'm from the town in question and when I was 8 yrs old (32 yrs ago to be precise) , I stumbled on a loose paving slab. Lost my front teeth becasue of it. My parents never dreamed of suing the council. A strongly worded letter later (no legal threats or anything), and the slab was fixed along with many others.
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Apple to devs: NO slurping users' HEALTH for sale to Dark Powers
- Is that a 64-bit ARM Warrior in your pocket? No, it's MIPS64
- Apple 'fesses up: Rejected from the App Store, dev? THIS is why