Carrier IQ meets with feds 'to educate them'
C-IQ: Ok guys here how it works
FTC: We don't get it that still sounds like snooping
C-IQ: Ah, well you've not seen the supplementary handy-sized notes yet, here they're written on these small pieces of paper which look remarkably like $100 bills. Keep taking these notes until you feel you understand our position.