2 Billion! That's nothing! The MOD today announced that from 2013,
they're going to lock up a small number of females in an air and watertight vessel hundreds of feet below sea level, with hundreds of men whom they deliberately deprive of sex for three months at a time.
Bearing in mind a man recently shot several crew members because his senior officer demanded he wait for guests to use the toilet before he did, what could possibly go wrong?
Still, I could obviously be wrong, and bow if to the military eperience gained from his PPE from Oxford.