I rarely get mail because their posties are so lazy they refuse to ride their motorbikes the 1 meter extra to reach my letterbox (I'm on a standard 400sqm residential block, but the letter box is embedded into the wall around the front courtyard - which is set back about 1 meter further than my neighbours letter boxes).
The only mail I get is the "sorry we missed you" tickets from the couriers - because it's easier to put a ticket in the letter box than open the gate (which is immediately adjacent to the afore mentioned letterbox) and cross 2 meters of courtyard to knock on the front door. Their excuse? "The gate was locked!" Sorry but the gate is never locked, your couriers are just lazy bastards
Strangely, they have no trouble opening the gate when they are doing a pickup rather than a delivery.
Good help is just soo hard to find :(