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back to article Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

Our shock report earlier this week into the middle-aged Brit tourist who ended up dangling naked from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment block after a sex-based mishap prompted several readers to admit they were having trouble picturing just what a naked middle-aged Brit tourist dangling from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment …

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Yay Playmobil!

I didn't even the read the story, its just great to see the Playmobil back!

Viva le mobil de Play!

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pure genius

LOL LOL LOL !

Just how much Playmobil does Lester have ?!

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Ooooooh...

NOW i can see exactly what happened! Thanks Reg, good job your lucky reporter was nearby!

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I can't see...

...a bikini clad woman desperately searching for her chihuahua by holding up a bill board.... clearly this is fake.

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Wrong!

A concrete-augmented chihuahua is clearly visible right at the front of the scene. Sadly, it seems to be about to slaughtered by a mad axe[fire]man.

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Eh?

Wot, no Optimus Prime?

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we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!

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"...ended up dangling naked from the stairs...."

Now *that's* what I call a twatdangle.

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But I thought it was

the IT angle

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Nude figures?

Playmobil certainly has changed since I were a lad ...

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Excellent!

That means it is now officially beer-o-clock. And at 09:30 I'm heading pubward.

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This should be compulsory for all stories

Do you need international Playmobile variations to support your "collection"? Let me know, I'll email you some :)

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Glad to see the Playmobil actors making a comeback

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Tire sealant ??!!

Is this to prevent or maintain fatigue?

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And adding "a dash of retardant"?

The recipe seemed already retarded enough as is.

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IT Angle

Definitely a fake, that women doesnt look middle aged.

"IT" always reminds me of the quote by Hugh Hefner.

To be a centrefold in Playboy, a girl has GOT to have "IT" !! Now I dont know exactly what "IT" is, but if she doesnt have "IT", I dont want her fucking up my magazine!!!!

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But But..

no it's not a bottom joke.

I though you were going to have the Russian probe having problems with the landing?

:-(

ttfn

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interface with the real world?

NOOOOOooooooooo !

ps

/Loved/ the concrete arse augmentation story, and its inclusion in this playmobilorama.

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NSFW ?!

Nekkid playmobil; surely that should qualify as NSFW? What a shocking sight indeed....

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The sheer SIZE of those black circles boggles my mind.

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phew

Got worried for a minute until I remembered I went to ibiza this year :-)

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Glad it wasn't windy....

In that position, she could've screamed and whistled for help at the same time....

There really aren't enough Fridays in a week...

(Ta, Lester)

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I think I can detect dark matter in that picture

What exactly is holding her body to her legs?

There are some more examples where her tits should be!

Quick call a boffin!

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Shocked...

I was shocked by the chap out front holding a large chopper in his hand...

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Fireman Sam

I see the fireman already has his chopper out.

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Incredible!!!

How did the video get pass the online censors and el reg thought police?

I must admit to not watching all of the movie - it was rated a bit too hot if you know what I mean

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