Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle
Our shock report earlier this week into the middle-aged Brit tourist who ended up dangling naked from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment block after a sex-based mishap prompted several readers to admit they were having trouble picturing just what a naked middle-aged Brit tourist dangling from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment …
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Yay Playmobil!
I didn't even the read the story, its just great to see the Playmobil back!
Viva le mobil de Play!
pure genius
LOL LOL LOL !
Just how much Playmobil does Lester have ?!
Ooooooh...
NOW i can see exactly what happened! Thanks Reg, good job your lucky reporter was nearby!
I can't see...
...a bikini clad woman desperately searching for her chihuahua by holding up a bill board.... clearly this is fake.
Wrong!
A concrete-augmented chihuahua is clearly visible right at the front of the scene. Sadly, it seems to be about to slaughtered by a mad axe[fire]man.
we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!
"...ended up dangling naked from the stairs...."
Now *that's* what I call a twatdangle.
Nude figures?
Playmobil certainly has changed since I were a lad ...
Excellent!
That means it is now officially beer-o-clock. And at 09:30 I'm heading pubward.
This should be compulsory for all stories
Do you need international Playmobile variations to support your "collection"? Let me know, I'll email you some :)
Tire sealant ??!!
Is this to prevent or maintain fatigue?
And adding "a dash of retardant"?
The recipe seemed already retarded enough as is.
Definitely a fake, that women doesnt look middle aged.
"IT" always reminds me of the quote by Hugh Hefner.
To be a centrefold in Playboy, a girl has GOT to have "IT" !! Now I dont know exactly what "IT" is, but if she doesnt have "IT", I dont want her fucking up my magazine!!!!
But But..
no it's not a bottom joke.
I though you were going to have the Russian probe having problems with the landing?
:-(
ttfn
interface with the real world?
NOOOOOooooooooo !
ps
/Loved/ the concrete arse augmentation story, and its inclusion in this playmobilorama.
NSFW ?!
Nekkid playmobil; surely that should qualify as NSFW? What a shocking sight indeed....
phew
Got worried for a minute until I remembered I went to ibiza this year :-)
Glad it wasn't windy....
In that position, she could've screamed and whistled for help at the same time....
There really aren't enough Fridays in a week...
(Ta, Lester)
I think I can detect dark matter in that picture
What exactly is holding her body to her legs?
There are some more examples where her tits should be!
Quick call a boffin!
Shocked...
I was shocked by the chap out front holding a large chopper in his hand...
Fireman Sam
I see the fireman already has his chopper out.
Incredible!!!
How did the video get pass the online censors and el reg thought police?
I must admit to not watching all of the movie - it was rated a bit too hot if you know what I mean
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