Many of you will take to the pad this weekend, bashing away at fantasies, wiggling the necromancer, whacking demons and enjoying all else that Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has to offer. But since playing the game, have any of you noticed feeling more inclined to turn the other cheek? Have you been spotting euphemisms for masturbation …
Well I was hesitant.
But now I think that I will have to go out and buy a copy :)
Doesn't make you gay
Just means you won't be getting laid for a while.
a truer word said !
No, that's not right...
...I mean, I got laid on saturday night! There was this barmaid in Whiterun, where I stayed after retrieving the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller and....
"send [a gamer's] soul to the fire pits of Hell"
You have reached the next level of the game!
A Satan appears.
I love parody sites like that! Reminds me of a site on the other side of the argument poking fun at secular humanism saying that humanists wanted to ban charities that looked after the weak and infirm because it was screwing with natural selection and helping prolong weak genes.
Shows real imagination and I applaud it!
Are you sure that was a parody?
I hope it was!
I've never met a secular humanist who wants to kill disabled people and I doubt even Mr. Dawkins is that grumpy so I think the world can sleep safe :)
Other than Pete Singer and Jack Kevorkian...and, well, a bunch of others.
"Are you sure that was a parody?"
Of course. Natural selection is based on survival of the *fittest*. That, weird if logical as it may be, doesn't mean the healthiest ...
But, to quote Sgt. Angua: "The problem isn't being a vegetarian by day, but not being a humanitarian by night"
I have thrown my XBox 360 Live Kentic and this game in the bin. The risk is just too great.
... reading some of the comments makes me weep for humanity.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NAKED MOD.....
I've always fancied my character having a large spear to throw at his enemies.
Celtic warriors used to paint themselves blue and fight naked. They didn't win much. Does that make them gay?
Oh come on...
Playing a video game doesn't make you gay. Having sex with a member of your own genital grouping makes you gay.
De rigeur car analogy.
And there was I thinking that driving a Mazda MX5 made you gay.....
No, that just makes you a pussy.
...being a pussy is only 2 inches away from being an asshole.
Whatever else is the case, if iRacing is anything to go by, driving an MX-5 -definitely- makes you -sad-. I mean, I refuse to drive, in a racing simulation, something significantly slower than my Saab. Really, people.
What's the difference, you're gonna get @#@$ed by a !@!#@# anyways.. Just saying,,,
It's not unknown in The Elder Scrolls
Remember some of the things you had to do in Morrowind to win the support of Crassius Curio?
Had to read the title twice..
I honestly thought Sky had branched out on a tangent...
(p.s. Where's the "Smut Angle" icon?)
That was lame. I will save my enjoyment of anti christian mockery for Gervais.
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