LOHAN fondles substantial concrete buttocks
We're obliged to the many readers who offered to suggestions as to how to put together a home-made vacuum pump for our forthcoming Rocketry Experimental High Altitude Barosimulator (REHAB) test. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic For those of you not yet down with the kids on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted …
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In the spirit of Boy's Own adventuring
Jeepers! Look Out!
Whoever that arse is, they are just another brick in the wall.
I think the wall should be named COCO
Coco after Coco Austin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Austin who is well known from the size and shape of her nether regions. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqvgmJCet1qmbs5po1_500.jpg
As an backronym I suggest Catastrophe Occluding Concrete Object
SHAKIRA
Shrapnel and
Heat
Absorbing
Kinetic
Impact
Resisting
Armour
CHEEKS
Concrete Housing Ensuring Experimenter's Kinetic Shielding
I call "Shenanigans!"
How come the ample buttocks are casting the same shadows as the virtually flat blocks they've replaced? Is this another moon landing style conspiracy?
KARI
I recognise those Glutes It's the original Kari Byron cast form Mythbusters
Kinetic Arrestor Really Ingenious
Don't care about the 'crym I'm still remembering the original
MAC
Oneal Morris
I'm rubbish at backronyms, but surely something about this crackpot can be used..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910
Blast Wall
Surely you need to test the blast wall first with a controlled explosion? Stacks of unsecured hollow blocks are rather easy to push over. Which means you need another blast wall to hide behind while you test this one, which itself ought to be tested, ad infinitum ...
F.A.R.T. - Firewall Against Rocket Test.
(Because we all like farting around)
B.U.M.C.R.A.C.K
Barrier Utilising Moulded Concrete Reliefs Against Catastrophic Kaboom
blast wall
OK, if that is a serious blast wall
its totaly useless,
in fact it will make the blast worse, as the blocks will be tumbled over, and you'll have gravity assisting.
try a big bag, filled with earth,
those bags that bulk sand comes in would be ideal.
much more transportable,
and as for the baloon,
a) use Hydrogen not Helium ( it will go higher, )
b) fill ballon only to the point it just lifts the weight, and attach a smaller balloon fully inflated to give initial fast lift.. That then will burst, but the main balloon has the maximum amount it can expand before it bursts . or till the latex freezes / becomes brittle and bursts, what ever is first.
L.O.P.E.Z.
Limiter Of Potentially (Probably?) Explosive Zone
W.I.D.D.E.C.O.M.B.E
Wall Intended to Deflect Debris Ejections Coming Outta Makeshift Barometric Enclosure
LOPEZ
LOHAN
Obstruction for
Protecting
Experimenting
Zealots
PIPPA
As previously observed, that's a Photoshop Improved Personnel Protection Apparatus if ever there was one.
It it were real...
Posterior-Implant-Pimped Protective Ass-embly
If you cement them together...
...you'd have quite a fondleslab
J-Lo
A little contrived:
ASSWALL
Anti-Sliver Screen With Astonishing Lopez Likeness
Nice and simple:
ButtWall - Buttressed Wall.
Personal Favorite:
GOBLEWOB
Group Of Besotted Limeys Erecting Walls Of Buttocks
A real stretch but I like it anyway:
FONDLEWALL
Frontal Oblique Negative DefLection Erection Without A Logical Lexicon
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