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A San Diego woman has done absolutely nothing for her hopes of finding her beloved chihuahua after pledging to strip and stay stripped until the mislaid canine is found. Arlene Mossa Corona spent yesterday morning in a white bikini top and purple bottoms parading round the intersection of La Jolla Village Drive and Gensee Avenue …
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Your doggy had a reincarnation. In its new life it is living as a trouser snake, permanently attached to a handsome human host. You will find your host at "room 212, El Cheapo Motel, GoodSmaritan blvd". Please go there and you are free to play with your chihuahua in his current life as much as you want. We do not expect any reward for this information.
PS: In this new life as a snake trouser, it may not be content with just sitting on your lap or licking your face, but we understand you'll honour its new wishes as well and love him as much you loved him in his previous form
Based on the limited photographic evidence present at NBC I would not mind her wondering around only in a bikini (or even without). She definitely does not outrage my sense of decency.
that is all....
Well, there's a saying here in the USA... "Only in California" -
and no picture. . . . .
We had no picture rights ... But here you go.... Enjoy http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Bikini-Clad-Woman-Searches-for-Dog-134404603.html
Follow the link and there's video!
Playmobil reconstruction then?
(Not Safe For Lunch).
Put me off mine.
Surely she'd get better results if she offered to take the bikini off on the safe return of the rat-dog?
"Corona was driven to desperate measures after trying all the usual channels"
This must be a completely new definition of the word 'desperate'. Unless the desperation here was desperate need for attention.
Can't see someone being scared to hand in the dog as being an issue. After all, they could always claim they found it wandering around the neighbourhood or have some other suitable good Samaritan story.
Paris because it takes less than a chihuahua to get her to strip to her bikini.
Normally a sausage dog
Not bad looking for a mental patient.
Una latina caliente... I suspect that if anyone hands the dog it will only result in it being stolen outright once again in order to solicit a repeat performance. At least that is what we would have done in our days in the Uni :)
The term 'mental patient' is considered offensive these days.
You should use the more socially acceptable term of 'American'.
Damn, I can only upvote your most insightful and humorous post once. Many beers for you instead sirrah.
the dog might have been in the intersection at the wrong time and it is now pushing up the daisies, dead, deceased, ceased to be, shuffled off this mortal coil. It may have fucking snuffed it.
It's probably just resting, beautiful plumage.
And about me coat...
You can pretty much guarantee some guy has already found the dog and is just getting his money's worth before giving it back.
I know we shouldn't take this too seriously, but her sign is really not helping her cause. It took me several seconds to read the whole thing, and I was sitting at my desk. Most drivers will see the tasty lady in a bikini holding a sign saying something about troops coming home for Christmas.
have traffic lights.
She had a sign?
I'd say the bikini isn't doing much for her cause either. She's giving people much better things to do with their eyes than look for her dog.
She should lose the bikini top for maximum impact! :D
She's gonna starve.
Got quite a few fat reserves on those thighs. She'll last three weeks longer than any professional model in California would, at least.
Much as I hate chihuahuas (my parents had one), perhaps the puppy just wanted to be free and ran away? Plus any owner who uses a psychic must be mad and you're probably better off somewhere else....
Is that a euphemism?
Does she need help to find... oh never mind..
"the bikini makes it clear she doesn't have a whole lot to fall back on"
She can fall back on ME any day of the week. :-D
As for the rat,... err,.... Chihuahua, never did understand how anyone can get attached to them.
Nasty little ****ers!
She probably sent out a tweet or something to her friends that her dog was missing... that's the technology angle, right?
Then you'll see all the angles, and curves, too.
Is the bloke at the next intersection holding up a placard that reads: "Give me $50 or I'll return the dog and ruin your drive to work."
Mrs. Slocombe has lost her cat and has been seen approaching strangers near Kings Cross asking them if they've seen her pussy. We have not yet received confirmation from a reliable source that she has stripped down to her combinations. In fear of such an occurrence a global block has been put on the reporting of a similar case in San Diego so as not to give her ideas.
Police are at present visiting the homes of all known cat burglars in an attempt to find the furry feline and prevent the risk of widespread civil unrest should Mrs. Slocombe disrobe.
Which explains why I was standing on the street corner saying 'Here Tizz baby!'.
(yep, there aren't that many older than that one).
Shame to see such a nice body wasted on a stupid brain.
- yup, that's wimmin for ya!
Ok I demand scantly clad pics of British and Scottish women to even out. So people don;t think it's only cute crazy Americans. Usually mental patients don't look so hot. More like 5 day old haggis left out.
Wait why are you guys looking at me like that? I'm sure some thing like that could happen in the UK.
That's just cruel - it's bloody freezing out there! The only ones that'll survive the cold today are the ones that you really don't want to see in their undergarments.
Heated handlebars all the way to work today - brrrr.
but I've found her beaver
50 degrees? Strewth, I'm surprised anyone in San Diego isn't stripped naked if it's that baking hot.
Oh - wait. San Diego. USA, right?
I'll get me coat
FWIW, 50F (15C) was the nighttime low, the high temp being closer to 65F (18C). This pretty well matched the typical lows and highs in coastal San Diego for June and July 2010.
What's all this talk about her carrying a sign? I don't remember seeing any sign in the video...
...I'd give her my puppy
That would be the monokini
Can you blame the poor mutt, not only could it pass as an alien look-a-like but some prozac loving loopy-lou wants to dress it in a tutu...
Wishing it godspeed on route 66
This article illustrates an excellent example of both why I moved to, and then away from, California.