The eye-watering story last week about the Southampton bloke who got his wedding tackle trapped in a metal ring prompted the usual reader calls for photographic proof of the todger vice ordeal. To recap, the victim of the spam javelin mishap had to be freed by fireman from his ill-advised stiffie enhancer, after Southampton …
MrsNo1's a nurse, when she was in training she spent a stint working in A&E. One case they had while she was a man who came in with his gentleman sausage trapped in the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner. To add to his profuse embarrassment, he was a neighbour of the ward Sister just what you want to see at a time like that.
When asked asked how it happened he replied
Boredom and stupidity"
But where is Optimus Prime?
... what are the Village People doing there? (Apart from seemingly encouraging a flash mob performance of YMCA...!)
That's all very well, doctor^H^H^H^H^H^Hfireman, but shouldn't you be at work?
Where is Optimus Prime!? How could it be that he missed this scene?
I am getting a bit worried about El Reg's interest in tadger mutilation.
First we get a report about some woman apparently auditioning for the porno version of "Jaws" (just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom), then we get this idiot engaging in what I can only politely call "self harm" and now you are starting to produce lego models of these incidents? What is going on at Vulture central? I think we should be told.
El Reg haven't owned up to the fact that one of their own reporters was attached to this story.
Whilst I can probably understand a bloke sticking his widget up a pipe or whatever, shoving it thru a small ring sounds remarkably dangerous to me.
are you daft?
or just new here?
No lego was harmed in the making of this reconstruction
But I think plenty of liquid artistic enhancer was used.
Thank you - Classic
optimus was getting his oil changed
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