Oww right in the happy sack!
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A 31-year-old Ghanaian woman is unsurprisingly languishing in jail after chewing off a chap's scrotum. According to this eye-watering report (NSFW, trust us), 45-year-old farmer Kwadwo Owusu incurred the wrath of she-devil Akua Serwaah Bonsu by preventing a fight between her and some other women at a funeral. While returning …
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If our late moderatrix was still about, she'd have bitten his todger off as well for interfering in her womanly right to have a ruckus at a funeral.
What? - Did she sink her teeth into that as well?
What is it with the savaged knackers stories?
Does the thought of your readership sitting at their desks looking like they've just been chewing lemons give you a kick or something?
Maybe you should rename this section "boot-in-the-nuts-notes"?
Ye gods .. can the Reg stop publishing these articles? I have a good imagination and right now it's going "Noooooooooooo!!!"
(Looking for the crossed legs icon)
really, what's with all the nuts and the sacks, "lately" ?
Thanks to Keith Kennedy for the tip-off. I think I need a stiff brandy now, taken with my legs firmly crossed, and our male readers are invited to join me."
Not so much a 'tip off' more a 'nad off'!!!
Now that's gotta hurt!
Ok, are we still on tranforming to donkeys or have we moved on a bit now?
doesnt look ripped off to me ....
looks very bruised but intact ???
To a couple of balls? Sounds like a Hugh Grant movie!
(what's with all the dental ball-clipping stories lately, Reg?)
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Check out the comments on the linked website - debating if she is really a witch or not and suggesting the woman should be forced to marry the poor guy! Personally, I wouldn't want her within a mile of me!
Are we sure this isn't some sort of insurance scam?
I mean, put yourself in this guys situation. You're wearing jeans, woman is trying to BITE your scrotum OFF...
...what are you doing? Flailing around like a bad actor or beating the living **** out of her? I dunno about you, but I don't think she'd be walking away from me with less than a lot of broken bones.
I mean, really, HOW did this happen??