The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Feeds

Boffin bothers frogs until they spill super power secrets

A springy catapult tendon is what sends frogs flying far beyond what their muscles alone could achieve, a boffin researching frog jumps has discovered. By attaching metal beads to the shin bones, ankles and leg muscles of frogs and filming them jumping with a 3D X-ray video camera, Henry Astley a biomechanics grad student at …

This topic is closed for new posts.
Anonymous Coward

10 out of 10 sir!

I doff my cap in respect, sir, for the proper, honest to god, mad scientist side-burns! well played that man!!

Letter to The Times, 17th November 1887

Sir, With my time machine now complete, I shall travel forward to the twenty first century and use technology beyond imagination or compare to experiment with frogs.

Silver badge

Awesome

beard....

Didn't notice the frog....

Trollface

Can I be the first to say...

... that is a serious beard!

a 3D X-ray video camera - could I have one of these? A hell of a lot of interesting possibilities is entering my mind

Bronze badge
Coat

Is he related...

...to Denzil Dexter?

No.

Boffin

Frog Experiments

This reminds me of that old frog experiment joke. Take a frog and blow a whistle to make it jump. A frog with 4 legs jumped 4 feet. Cut of one of the legs and blow the whistle again. A frog with 3 legs jumps 3 feet. Cut off another leg. A frog with 2 legs jumps 2 feet. Cut off another. A 1-legged frog jumps only one foot. Cut off the final leg. A frog with no legs is deaf.

Silver badge

Alternative Caption

I'm getting out of here before this mad hairy bastard starts cutting my legs up...

Anonymous Coward

Awesome

"Biomechanics grad Henry Astley with a frog: The frog can be explained, the 'burns can't"

The sideburns can be explained by the phrase "Biomechanics grad"...

Linux

"Why, yes, as it happens I am a Linux user. Why do you ask?"

Bronze badge
Joke

If one conducted the kind of experiment on humans that Galvani conducted on dead frogs legs, I would guess that a human could jump pretty far too

Silver badge
Pint

'burns?

Those aren't 'burns, it's the anti-ghotee from Row-dye-lan. I wonder if it keeps his ale cold.

Bronze badge
Unhappy

Pity that the way things are going with amphibians these days

(http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/nov/16/amphibians-terrifying-extinction-threat), Mr Astley & Co may soon have no frogs left on which to experiment....

Henri

This topic is closed for new posts.