... I read ...
"Facebook winning against Justin Bieber onslaught"
I didn't see the smut word at first and had high hopes that bieber was being punished in some way by farcebook. This would be no bad thing, we have to start *somewhere* with justin, he's a crime against humanity, he should be tried in the Hague for cultivating and encouraging a world of morons with poor taste.
I also think it's time for an internet "drivers license". You can't go online unless you pass a few fundamental tests. It starts with a big throbbing red animated gif which says "press me for free bieber music and pictures of kittens and ponies" - if you press it, you fail and have to live as a hermit in the woods with cardboard cutout bieber figures for company. You'll also get regular visits from zuckerbuerg. He will jump out randomly from behind trees wearing an inexplicable series of ill-fitting hats and will then lecture you on social media and why he thinks your a dumb schmuck for using facebook.
Paris, because she's a little smut.