A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass. According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in …
If you're prepared to believe 'god' is simultaneously the father, the son, and the holy ghost, then it seems perfectly logical to believe a prostitute can become a donkey.
I just happen not to.
Actually I find it easier to believe in prozzy -> donkey conversion given that I can observe prozzies and donkeys now and can confirm that both exist, its just the conversion that requires some faith at this stage.
Oh, look! Another loudmouth atheist looking for, and finding, an occasion to display his smugness. Well isn't he clever.
I don't see how someone who doesn't believe that a prostitute can become a donkey would necessarily be an atheist.
If you go back and read the post, you will see that he *said* that he is an atheist.
Sunday dinner would have to be a hoot with you.
"Please pass the butter."
"If you believe that *foo religious concept* is logical, then you're stupid."
I'd say that you're tiresome, but it _is_ fun to mock you.
heaw heaw heaw he ought not to have done that.....
did he go bareback?
Mines the one with with the Winnie the Ho in the pocket...
good! Even very good...
But not as good as "hot piece of ass," which probably can't be beaten.
Best Register pun of the year!
Sounds to me like another gamer playing another game of "Donkey Schlong".
I've heard something like this before
Must happen all the time in Zimbabwe.
They must have prescription beer-goggles...
He might have mistaken it for a zebra who'd stripped out of the stripy pyjamas.
Quote of the day...
"...mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass."
Prince Charming had a similar experience
Making love to Cinderella and next thing it's past midnight and he's charged with molesting a pumkin
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
Just don't make a pie with it.
he asked her if he could do her in the ass!
should have gone to specsavers
Wonder if he Donkey Punched?
EEE Awww, EEEE Awwww
EEEE Ought to know better.
Maybe that's what they mean by a...
... hot piece of ass?
Stealing a joke directly from the article. That's clever.
I plead guilty to the lesser charge of not having read the article properly and shall take my leave... Where's my coat...?
Get that man an iPad!
There's an app for that?
Sorry should have referenced it
Two Zimbabwe articles in two days.
I suggest that he insists on being tried by his peers; ...
.... i.e. a jury of lonely 28 year old men who live on remote farms.
He should have known better.
That piece of ass was the sheriff's gal.
It's quite clear...
The guy was quite clearly instable.
Is this a case of bolting the horse after the stable door is locked?
Well he paid for ass
Simple mistake when you have had a few.
...the guy also said he was homeless and was looking for stable accommodation.
same dam' thing
happened to my ex-wife
Is Lester Haines the new Victor Lewis Smith
For those who have read Funny Old World in Private Eye for many years, you may remember a similar story. It concerned East Africa again, and a man in court having been caught in flagrente delicto with a sheep. The sheep being adorned with a bonnet and nappy at the time. In his defence, the man was heard to say, "Six times I go with women and six times I get VD. When will people learn that animals are cleaner, and cheaper."
Meet my friend
I guess in meeting Eewhore he must have also met the ass' friend, Winnie the Poo...
That's what they mean by donkey riding?
Thanks for nothing!!!
I'll never be able to watch Shrek movies again without thinking about what the lonely ogre and his vocal donkey friend are really up to......
So that's how you play donkey kong
There should have been a clue when....
... she said her name was Jenny!
I can't remember if it were in VLS's Funny Old World, or on the Reg that I read about a man being caught whilst intimate with a goat. His local African court - or council of elders- ordered him to marry the animal.
Seems to be an enlightened justice system with a sense of humour.
.. I heard they lived happily ever after.
Little donkey, little donkey
On a dusty road
i'll keep on plunging onwards
With my precious load.
I don't no
I um not ze wane
any rhodi will understand.... ;-)
I just love the tag line - sure, why not? Beats work!
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"examined by two government psychiatrists" ?
To say nothing about an eyesight test.
"examined by two government psychiatrists" I wonder what that is a euphemism for? A good beating if he's lucky, torture and death if he's not.
E aaught to know better!
Eeeee Awwwwtn't have done it.
Mines the one with the mashed oats in the pocket.
It's that donkeys fault for being so damn sexy.
...wasn't a donkey yer 'onor - she was a drug's mule!!
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