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A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass. According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in …

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Sounds reasonable

If you're prepared to believe 'god' is simultaneously the father, the son, and the holy ghost, then it seems perfectly logical to believe a prostitute can become a donkey.

I just happen not to.

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Actually I find it easier to believe in prozzy -> donkey conversion given that I can observe prozzies and donkeys now and can confirm that both exist, its just the conversion that requires some faith at this stage.

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Oh look!

Oh, look! Another loudmouth atheist looking for, and finding, an occasion to display his smugness. Well isn't he clever.

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Occasion

I don't see how someone who doesn't believe that a prostitute can become a donkey would necessarily be an atheist.

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If you go back and read the post, you will see that he *said* that he is an atheist.

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Sunday dinner would have to be a hoot with you.

"Please pass the butter."

"If you believe that *foo religious concept* is logical, then you're stupid."

I'd say that you're tiresome, but it _is_ fun to mock you.

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Ahem....

heaw heaw heaw he ought not to have done that.....

/gets coat.

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yes but...

did he go bareback?

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Eehore anyone?

Mines the one with with the Winnie the Ho in the pocket...

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Eehore anyone?

good! Even very good...

But not as good as "hot piece of ass," which probably can't be beaten.

Best Register pun of the year!

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I dunno

Sounds to me like another gamer playing another game of "Donkey Schlong".

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I've heard something like this before

Must happen all the time in Zimbabwe.

They must have prescription beer-goggles...

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He might have mistaken it for a zebra who'd stripped out of the stripy pyjamas.

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Quote of the day...

"...mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass."

Pure gold.

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Prince Charming had a similar experience

Making love to Cinderella and next thing it's past midnight and he's charged with molesting a pumkin

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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

Just don't make a pie with it.

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he asked her if he could do her in the ass!

simples!

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should have gone to specsavers

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Wonder if he Donkey Punched?

Anon....

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EEE Awww, EEEE Awwww

EEEE Ought to know better.

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Playmobil Reconstruction?

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Maybe that's what they mean by a...

... hot piece of ass?

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SAD

Stealing a joke directly from the article. That's clever.

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Not Guilty

Doh!

I plead guilty to the lesser charge of not having read the article properly and shall take my leave... Where's my coat...?

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Quick

Get that man an iPad!

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There's an app for that?

Really?

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Sorry should have referenced it

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/27/ipads_in_zimbabwe/

Two Zimbabwe articles in two days.

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I suggest that he insists on being tried by his peers; ...

.... i.e. a jury of lonely 28 year old men who live on remote farms.

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He should have known better.

That piece of ass was the sheriff's gal.

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It's quite clear...

The guy was quite clearly instable.

Is this a case of bolting the horse after the stable door is locked?

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Well he paid for ass

Simple mistake when you have had a few.

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Apparently...

...the guy also said he was homeless and was looking for stable accommodation.

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same dam' thing

happened to my ex-wife

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Is Lester Haines the new Victor Lewis Smith

For those who have read Funny Old World in Private Eye for many years, you may remember a similar story. It concerned East Africa again, and a man in court having been caught in flagrente delicto with a sheep. The sheep being adorned with a bonnet and nappy at the time. In his defence, the man was heard to say, "Six times I go with women and six times I get VD. When will people learn that animals are cleaner, and cheaper."

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Meet my friend

I guess in meeting Eewhore he must have also met the ass' friend, Winnie the Poo...

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So....

That's what they mean by donkey riding?

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Thanks for nothing!!!

I'll never be able to watch Shrek movies again without thinking about what the lonely ogre and his vocal donkey friend are really up to......

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game on!

So that's how you play donkey kong

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There should have been a clue when....

... she said her name was Jenny!

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I can't remember if it were in VLS's Funny Old World, or on the Reg that I read about a man being caught whilst intimate with a goat. His local African court - or council of elders- ordered him to marry the animal.

Seems to be an enlightened justice system with a sense of humour.

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.. I heard they lived happily ever after.

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Little donkey, little donkey

On a dusty road

i'll keep on plunging onwards

With my precious load.

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ah bass....

I don't no

I um not ze wane

any rhodi will understand.... ;-)

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I just love the tag line - sure, why not? Beats work!

READ MORE Bestiality Zimbabwe Donkey Prostitute Sex

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"examined by two government psychiatrists" ?

To say nothing about an eyesight test.

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"examined by two government psychiatrists" I wonder what that is a euphemism for? A good beating if he's lucky, torture and death if he's not.

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E aaught to know better!

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Eeeee Awwwwtn't have done it.

Mines the one with the mashed oats in the pocket.

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Ass

It's that donkeys fault for being so damn sexy.

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She...

...wasn't a donkey yer 'onor - she was a drug's mule!!

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