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Japan's leading toilet manufacturer has really pushed the float out with its promotional activities, creating a poo-powered motorcycle with its own built-in lav-look seat. The Toilet Bike Neo runs on biofuels such as compressed livestock waste and household wastewater, so while the design looks like a portaloo on wheels, it …

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Cue a million and one crap puns.... Ooh - look what I did there...

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"squeezing out a Richard the Third"

As any fule kno, the correct use of rhyming slang should be rather more like 'squeezing out a Richard', on the assumption that all the cool kids will be aware of the complete phrase and its derivation and not need it spelling out.

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Gas Powered Car...

...features 12 taco holders and six butt plugs.

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VIZ Prior Art

It's a blatant copy of Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped.

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NTNN Prior prior art

Viz prior art? Almost the same design featured in a fake advert in (IIRC) the Not the Nine O'Clock News book in about 1982 (and possibly in the TV series, which I missed because my parents were luddites and refused to have a telly). In a poke at the decline of British manufacturing industry, the "advert" stated that the frame and engine were made in Japan. But the porcelain components were British. (Vis's simian-fueled moped didn't appear until 1993.)

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Wasn't Mickey eventually fined by the courts for animal cruelty and told to stop using monkeyspunk? I'm sure the last panel I ever read was him outside a zoo asking the 'keeper if he had any leopards' fanny batter!

Either way - bloody hilarious!

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Crap puns

I had a similar bike once, it was a Sackacacki and featured a SatLav.

The chain broke in the end, so it had to be crapped.......err I mean scrapped.

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Main issue with it is the massive skid marks

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What bike?

Shurely that is a trike.

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Crap Puns?

At 50mph its a bit quicker than a "pony" but definitely not like shit off a shiny shovel.

So no (bog)brush with the law for speeding.... I'd give it a "number two" out of ten.

Just wondering what you could squeeze out of it between refills too.

Right... off for an Eartha!!

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How well sealed is it?

What happens in a crash if the fuel container breaks and the contents hits the fan?

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appears to be air cooled...

...but apparently doesn't have a fan. So I'd say no worries here.

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Coat

It's a bit of a shitty design

but after a few currys I bet it goes like stink!

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Roid into the sunset

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I unilaterally...

declare this pun the winner.

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Pirate

If vans powered by vegetable oil smell like a chip shop...

... I don't want to be behind that bike.

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Another great invention -

They appear to have pioneered the 3 wheel motorbike. Some people might have gone for a trike in that situation.

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"The bog bike can reach maximum speeds of around 50mph..............."

Try in on the result of several lagers and a curry vindaloo - reckon it might achieve escape velocity under those conditions.

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