A Moscow woman emerged pretty much unscathed from a vicious knife attack at the hands of her husband after the blade wedged in one of her silicone breast implants. According to Pravda, the unnamed 40-year-old had a boob job five years ago, in which she received "size four" enhancements. During a row, her hubby grabbed a knife " …
Hubby feels a right tit now <groan>
'..."size four" enhancements.'
Probably quite impressive, until the local plod turned up with their size twelves of course.........
Will this contest the roumur that airbags harm more people than they save?
I'll get me coat, mines the one with 42DD's in the pocket.
What a place...full of enhanced buxom beauties who spend their time dodging cars, bullets and knives.
Worth a visit.
Moscow = capital of Russia
Just in case you go to the wrong place
"...buxom beauties who spend their time *getting in the way of* cars, bullets and knives".
There - fixed it for you.
Airbags or Funbags?
I thought that Bulgarian objects of D cup and above were offically known as Bulgarian Funbags and not Airbags. Please correct the article as my imaginary Bulgarian jubs keep expanding and shrinking
I think we need a reconstruction (so to speak)
Oh, the IT angle. That's right, I'm reading it on a computer.
That's good enough!
Just two questions:
Do these things come with kevlar reinforcements?
Let me get this straight...
"A Moscow woman emerged pretty much unscathed from a vicious knife attack... ...after the blade wedged in one of her silicone breast implants."
Hmmm...since she "emerged pretty much unscathed" then she was obviously wearing the breast implant as an accessory outside of her bra, purse, briefcase <you fill in the blank> such that the knife didn't slice into her breast first??!! Gee, what's wrong with this friggin' picture?!
- Ah, that's her coat with the fake jiggly booby in the pocket...and the huge knife cut!
Where's the IT angle??
Oh wait...I guess you could refer to the knife-wielding husband as a "blade" server
Russia cup sizing goes 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D, 5=E.
Size four boob job is an change to a D cup, therefore.
Crank it up to 10...
..would take on a whole new meaning here then I guess...
go up to 11.
hee hee hee
*sings* What a drag...
...she gonna need a brand new air-bag
Anon in case there's lawyers about.
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